Jack Ó’Lantern 🎃

Might fuck around and go for a walk

irish people when an american chicken fast food chain opens up every couple of months

I wont cum, well I might cum, actually fuck it i will cum why not

I met The Dagda. She’s black

Dont worry babe shes just a friend with benefits

Culchie guy who thought FEELD was a dating app for farmers

@CorruptedBoni Bruises from British behaviour

Why are we blue

Any Messa fans on #irishtwt?

Unreal album holy shit man

Oh yes

I will die on this hill

Gun to your clitoris name every Sinead O’Connor album

The masculine urge to just explode

Back in my day ‘lovebombing’ meant I love blowing up Brits with Semtex

This is what the Brits took from us

We do a little thing called drinking whiskey and listening to Doom Folk Metal

@xcxzoee Chin up Z everything always works out better than expected

sigh

@w4ofeee @ismisemichelle_ Awh you thought of me thats so sweet 🥰

@LeglessScut @ismisemichelle_ ngl i thought of u

there’s an Irish account #onhere that routinely gets loads of RTs and likes on stuff but their whole page is just parroting jokes other people have already tweeted first

Sligo girls be like “My favourite band is Jusht Mushtard”