Tim Merklinger Parody

Hispanic immigrant truck driver kills white American girl. That’s what the title should be. @nypost

I don't trust Iran

Asking for a friend…

Notice all of a sudden cartel compounds and leaders are not off limits? They're suddenly....TOUCHABLE? Did something happen? What changed? Why were they UNTOUCHABLE before? Why weren't we blowing these cartel f**ks up 3 years ago?

It's June 13th again my friends. 60 years ago today my mother gave birth to me...damn I'm old...

@Sassafrass_84 Thank you.

Bless you. You?

Elon Musk created thousands of millionaires in his career. Elizabeth Warren created 1, herself. Keep that in mind.

@LuckyMcGee When I Worked for a gun company, a lady demanded her gun to be refinished because her boob sweat ate through the finish.

Cooter shooter.

MAKING AMERICA BEAUTIFUL AGAIN! Trump is out here actually fixing D.C. cleaning up the Reflecting Pool, scrubbing graffiti off Columbus Circle, restoring the Meridian Hill Park fountain. Before and after pics are amazing! Real leadership. 🇺🇸 Meanwhile, Democrats let it rot into a trash heap for years and now they’re crying about Trump making it beautiful again. They’d rather tear down statues, erase history, and divide us than preserve what actually unites America. Pathetic.  America is done with the decline.

@AwakenedOutlaw FKM.

As things continue to break our way moving forward, what do you think we should do about those who used to support the President, but flipped on him hard when the going got tough? I ask because a whole bunch of them are going to try to reverse course, yet again, trying to get back on the Trump train when the going is easy. Hell, I expect many of them will even try to convince everyone they never wavered in the first place.

Elon didn’t steal from us, but Congress sure AsF did

@j_fishback @ByronDonalds You are polling at 4% and held a fundraiser with the Muslim Brotherhood. You will never be Governor of Florida. You and your Islamic jihadist donors can go to hell.

@deaflibertarian You’re awesome. Thank you.

When they sing the glorious words of the National Anthem of the United States, I cannot hear a single note or word. It's completely silent for me. Yet I stand. I place my hand over my heart. And I think of the song in my language- American Sign Language. I am proud to be an American.

@MarindaVannoy1 Because they can’t get kickbacks from Elon.

Can someone please explain it to me like I'm five, why members of Congress are more upset that Elon became a trillionaire than they are that Somalis have defrauded our government out of hundreds of billions of dollars?

@deaflibertarian Notice Bernie and Hiawatha haven’t written checks?

It's disgusting to see government officials complain about the wealth of one American citizen and seek to take it from him after we've heard story after story of blatant government fraud and waste, while those same people line their own pockets with lobbyist money and insider trading.

Elon Musk earns a trillion dollars, the Left has a meltdown, The government steals half your paycheck for trillions of dollars a year, the Left cheers.

Pfffft... A trillion dollars. Please. That's like two daycares and a hospice.

@Arkypatriot @OneBadDude_

X out here forgetting my birthday like I didn’t just survive another trip around the sun. And now I’m the oldest I’ve ever been lol. Where’s my damn balloons, algorithm? 🎈🎉 Who’s buying the cake?