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Paul David Collins

@MrLemonDrizzle

Man, husband, father, pessimist & stand-up (not strictly in that order). 'Like a rain-cloud in human form'. Tried optimism briefly in 2002 but didn't like it.

Sad Moley Island (#ACNH) Присоединился Ocak 2010
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Fantasy Premier League
Fantasy Premier League@OfficialFPL·
Bukayo Saka 🤝 Viktor Gyokeres The @Arsenal pair are the most-transferred in players so far ahead of Gameweek 37 🔴
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Brian J. Karem
Brian J. Karem@BrianKarem·
I can't say I'm surprised, but . . . The Donald just asked ME and anyone who didn't answer his survey if we are ILLEGAL ALIENS. And then? He threatened to have ICE come and track me down. Maybe we just think you're an asshole.
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Time Extension
Time Extension@timeextension64·
We've teamed up with @RetroBitGaming to give away a copy of Toaplan Collection 2 for the Sega Genesis / Mega Drive! To be in with a chance to win, make sure you're following both @timeextension64 and @RetroBitGaming and then reshare and like this post
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@MisterABK Gotta say, that couple look like they might be quite closely related...
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Alasdair Beckett-King@MisterABK·
Happy Halloween to every troubled couple visiting a rural community.
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UK Updates
UK Updates@UKUpdates_co_uk·
Will you be voting for reform UK?
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Rob Jacques
Rob Jacques@KnutCrosswords·
*off-colour post, soz* Where to get relief and a blow job for a hundred quid? (8)
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Paul David Collins@MrLemonDrizzle·
Opens Twitter. Looks at trending topics. Sighs. Closes Twitter.
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@NadineDorries 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Rt Hon Nadine Dorries
Rt Hon Nadine Dorries@NadineDorries·
‘If Boris came back for the General Election it could save as many as 80 MPs. It would give Conservatives hope, a reason to vote. If we go into an election and Boris is out in the cold, voters will simply stay at home and sit on their hands.’ 💥 ✍️⬇️ dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1…
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The Exploding Heads
The Exploding Heads@Exploding_Heads·
SPORTS HORN CASTING CALL: Looking for these voices: ORC (male or female, any accent) TRANSLATOR (male or female, must be able to do flat, monotonous, bored voice) FATHER CASPER SPIKLE (male, any accent) TOMMO (male, London) Reply below and we'll DM the lucky ones at random
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Viv Groskop@VivGroskop·
🌻 Announcing my new book One Ukrainian Summer, a memoir about Russia and Ukraine in the early 1990s. Out May 23 with ⁦@IthakaPress⁩. All author proceeds go to ⁦@pen_int⁩ 🌻Pre-order: geni.us/OneUkrainianSu…
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Sarah Maginness
Sarah Maginness@sarahmaginness·
Hello. My name is Ross from Traitors. You killed my mother. Prepare to die. #TheTraitors #TheTraitorsUK
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TFW you ask for a pet, but aren't specific enough...
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@MarinaHyde @richardosman There is a certain delicious irony here that there are millions of people who are only learning about Joey Barton for the first time now because of his attitude to the infinitely more iconic Mary Earps. For them he is just the 'cock in a box' guy.
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Marina Hyde
Marina Hyde@MarinaHyde·
My column on the men who simply CAN’T handle Mary Earps winning Sports Personality of the Year, and have consequently tried to ruin it for her theguardian.com/commentisfree/…
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