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@Zlatan_Ibile Jo ma pel es que yon …. Present

I need a French teacher for home lessons. The salary should not exceed 5 million per month.

@u6achukwu I will wrap my stomach 🌚

Before you screenshot and send to your vendor talmbout “do you have this in pink”?, ask yourself, “will my stomach allow me?”

Geh Geh family Dey drag am online sey e no Dey fine dem money, the werey still go buy new car😂

@Teeniiola Who be this goat …..

GehGeh can’t you feed me? My wife will call him that we are hungry, he doesn’t pick her call. Is it a bad thing for my wife to ask him for money?” GehGeh eldest brother calls him out online after her sister Precious has been trending

“Which of your accounts should I send the money to?”

“i love you because you’re not like those girls who love money” me:

“When are you going to cook for me?”

Me: babe i want to eat pizza (Sends money) Him: baby let me see the pizza you bought Me:

I need recommendations for a very cracked backend forward fullstack person. Pay is 500k, there is HMO as well and it is fully remote

Heels or Flat ???

@MrMekzy_ @Omotolaniweb That lady is beautiful now

I totally agree with everything Solomon Buchi said in this video. Everything single thing and not a single lie told. Men are now wiser, no man is going to worship you because you’re beautiful. Who your beauty help??

Intern for one place Team lead for another place Everywhere Semo

@itzbasito Wizzy get voice o 🌚

Justin Bieber brought out Wizkid & Tems to perform “Essence” on Coachella main stage 🔥🔥 x.com/jahboyback/sta…

when you're enjoying yourself and suddenly remember you need to get rich

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My biggest problem is that I always have something to buy

“What do you want for your birthday?” A fully funded masters scholarship with monthly stipends and guaranteed internship in a country of my choice. Thank you for your generosity.

I’m looking for makeup artists in Abuja. My budget is ₦30,000–₦35,000 per day, and I’ll be booking for two days. We are 5.

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Me having to go outside because the delivery guy don't know how to follow directions