Uncle Tifa

Have you tried the new Suave 7-in-1 shampoo, conditioner, body wash, deodorant, toothpaste, shaving gel and dewormer? It only smells a little bit like patchouli.

@latenightercom Yes, but they're bitches

Jimmy Kimmel: "It was a very light roast joke about the fact that he's almost 80 and she's younger than I am. It was not by any stretch of the definition a call to assassination. And they know that."

@front_ukrainian If you expect betrayal from Israel you will never be disappointed

❗️Ukraine has warned Israel of a serious crisis in bilateral relations if the vessel PANORAMITIS, carrying stolen Ukrainian grain from occupied territories, enters the port of Haifa and unloads its cargo. The Ukrainian side views this as a “spit in the face,” especially given previous incidents and Ukraine’s goodwill gestures (recognition of the IRGC as a terrorist organization and the criminalization of anti-Semitism). If unloading is permitted, Kyiv promises a harsh diplomatic and legal response.

@X_DigiEmpire @Variety 농담은 나중이 아니라 이전에 했다.

Jimmy Kimmel defends calling Melania Trump an “expectant widow” after she and Donald Trump demanded ABC fire him: “It was a very light roast joke about the fact that he’s almost 80 and she’s younger than I am. It was not by any stretch of the definition a call to assassination. And they know that,” Kimmel said. “I’ve been very vocal for many years speaking out against gun violence, in particular. But I understand that the First Lady had a stressful experience over the weekend. And probably every weekend is pretty stressful in that house. And also, I agree that hateful and violent rhetoric is something we should reject. I do. And I think a great place to start to dial that back would be to have a conversation with your husband about it.” variety.com/2026/tv/news/j…

@UsDays2021 @Variety You suck

@Variety He's such a narcissistic bully. He will soon be a stain in the history of entertainment. His true personality was front & center in The Man Show...nasty racist sexist misogynistic human.

@Variety I for one will shed no tears when that rapist pedophile treasoncunt shitcorpse finally croaks.

@FLOTUS Find someone who isn't on drugs at the white house and have them explain how stupid you sound saying that.

Kimmel’s hateful and violent rhetoric is intended to divide our country. His monologue about my family isn’t comedy- his words are corrosive and deepens the political sickness within America. People like Kimmel shouldn’t have the opportunity to enter our homes each evening to spread hate. A coward, Kimmel hides behind ABC because he knows the network will keep running cover to protect him. Enough is enough.  It is time for ABC to take a stand.  How many times will ABC’s leadership enable Kimmel’s atrocious behavior at the expense of our community.

@FLOTUS Tell us about your relationship with Jeffrey Epstein.

@SenFettermanPA Nobody cares

Gisele and I are safe and back home. We’re incredibly grateful for law enforcement and their quick reaction this evening.

@patrickbetdavid @jimmykimmel Nobody was hoping for an assassination attempt other than those responsible for staging it, we are literally watching Trump decomposing before our eyes. Our main concern is whether he lives long enough to stand trial.

Hey @jimmykimmel, what is funny about this? Joking is one thing, but wishing death on the President by telling Melania “Mrs. Trump, you have a glow like an expectant widow”? That’s not comedy, that’s dangerous rhetoric. We’re better than this.

@78CruiserFJ40 @SarahIronside6 @YTMPod Your post is stupid, keep fucking that chicken

@NorCalRed1 @SarahIronside6 @YTMPod No, that had nothing to do with my post. The question was clear, and your response has nothing to do with it.! But if that helped you figure it out then, you’re welcome.! 🇺🇸

I don’t know who needs to hear this but ZERO Democratic officials have wished death or harm to trump, while trump himself has REPEATEDLY wished death and harm to every single Democrat.

@joethe_duck @cbonneauimages @aliezzeddine00 You provide shit, she provides journalism. That said if paramedics feel like they need weapons I can't blame them. We have swat medics in the US

@cbonneauimages @aliezzeddine00 Hezbollah is literally using ambulances. Literally. Aren’t you supposed to be reporting with honesty? Ya know, journalism and shit.

Report from Kafra. Per the Lebanese Ministry of Health, 100 healthcare workers have been killed by Israeli attacks and 16 hospitals have been damaged. The Israeli army has systematically targeted paramedics in Lebanon. Cameraman: @aliezzeddine00

@MuseZack He looks like a good boi, but I wouldn't let him babysit my kids either

Meeting the canine Michael Jackson of Nepal:

I went to a Buddhist temple in the Himalayas and the friendly temple dog was named Michael Jackson.

@78CruiserFJ40 @SarahIronside6 @YTMPod Are you suggesting that I was bad at my job? I thought I was working security but I was actually in a death squad and I just wasn't a team player? That explains sooo much.

@NorCalRed1 @SarahIronside6 @YTMPod Do you know what “86” is and how it came to be? The actual number why that number, specifically?

@78CruiserFJ40 @SarahIronside6 @YTMPod Over the years my employer have 86'd plenty of shoplifters and we didn't have to kill a single one.

@SarahIronside6 @YTMPod Still moving goal posts I see.!

@SarahIronside6 @mike_deal1 We actually want him to live a VERY long life after he gets a fair trial by jury. If he died he wouldn't get to serve out his sentence, America and the world deserve justice.

LMAO this is so brutal roast of the yesterdays security incident 😭🤣😂 via Forbidden HQ

@MeghanMcCain words fail me so here is a picture of a Cupid stunt

@MeghanMcCain I hereby condemn the new ballroom. RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES Thank you for your attention to this matter

I don’t want to hear one more fucking criticism of Trump’s new ballroom at the White House.

@jrgoob @cbonneauimages They're called Zionists

@cbonneauimages dozens of people daily are unknowingly advocating for every american to be considered a valid military target.

Not sure if you guys are aware of this but you should probably read Ken’s tweet