Trundle the Great

Chuck Norris told a woman to calm down and she did.

"The Force. Run from it, Luke..."

Afroman is unironically the best candidate we have so far. Dude loves liberty, freedom, and the constitution. Oh and weed and guns too of course.

Becoming a Harvard Law professor and teaching a class about the Afroman defamation case and ONLY the Afroman defamation case

It also turns out that people were mailing hundreds of lemon pound cakes to the police station.

the day Wisconsin stood still

This is sad. I know as a politician these companies are going to spend a billion dollars against me for saying it but 🤷🏽‍♀️ Pervasive gambling is not good for society. It turns life into a casino, traps people in addiction & debt, surges domestic violence, and fosters manipulation.

The Afroman Trial. -Cops raid Afromans house for bullshit reasons. -Steal money, break his door, fuck his house up. -No criminality found whatsoever, no charges at all pressed on Afroman. -Afroman spends the next 3 years making songs that make fun of all the officers involved by name, even using footage of the raid from his own CCTV cameras. -Songs had titles like "Randy Walters is a son of a bitch" and "Lick Em Low Lisa" accusing one of the officers of being a lesbian and sleeping with the other officers wives. -During the raid one officer looked like he was about to eat some lemon pound cake sitting on Afromans counter, Afroman made a whole album calling the officer fat. -The cops get mad and file a lawsuit for defamation. -Afroman turns up to court in a whole American flag suit. -Officers performatively mald and cry while listening to the songs really trying to oversell how badly the songs upset them. -One officer was suing because Afroman made a whole song about him saying he was fucking the officers wife. When the officer was asked if Afroman was really fucking his wife, he said "I don't know". Nuking his own case and establishing that there is a non-zero chance that Afroman might actually be fucking his wife. -As his only witness for the trial, Afroman brought a deputies EX FUCKING WIFE. -The jury ruled completely in favour of Afroman. This entire thing has been a great win for free speech and absolutely fucking hilarious.

@CountDankulaTV The lemon pound cake song bangs though 🔥🔥🔥

They thought they could elect a stroke victim, keep him chained up in the basement and manipulate him to vote however they told him to and now that he has his own agency, they can't stand it.

@thechosenberg why are zoomers so bitter

Lesbians refusing service based on someone’s beliefs. This is the level of stupid we are at. But if they were refused a cake they would run to a lawyer in seconds.

@Howlingmutant0 @merissahansen17 She needs to get rid of a thousand dollars stat, I'm betting it's a tax scam.

@merissahansen17 What is even the implication here

I will pay someone one thousand dollars if they can provide me with a picture of Erika Kirk pregnant

@Howlingmutant0 @merissahansen17 Charlie carried them to term… that’s just how good of a man he was

🔥🚨BREAKING: Aftoman appears to have just announced that he is running for president in 2028.

@SenSanders New meme format just dropped

Old Man yells at claude.