Lauren Theilen

Khan et al found that adverse #pregnancy outcomes likely represent a marker of latent #CVD risk that clinically manifests during the stress of pregnancy. ahajrnls.org/46TFXJz @heartdocsadiya @nataliebello9 @ElizaMillerMD @NotoriousOBG @lucia_petito @LynnYeeMD

Why can't I find a doctor who will prescribe "sea air" for my nerves so I can spend a summer in a picturesque costal town in England "for my health" only to be caught up in a local scandal and forced to solve a murder???

@mevanneman @UUtah @UofUHealth @UofUInternalMed Congrats!!

Promoted to Associate Professor with tenure! Thank you to all the mentors, collaborators, students, friends & family who have made this journey rewarding, challenging, interesting & dare I say it--fun. There's a lot of work yet to be done. @UUtah @uofuhealth @UofUInternalMed

@breinerson @MySMFM YES why do I still know every word to “Bye Bye Bye” and “Hit Me Baby One More Time” but this I have to look up?! Every. Time.

@MySMFM ✔️Woodward and Kennedy OB imaging text book ✔️PubMed ✔️that ACOG redating by ultrasound chart 🤣

#MFMTwitter: what are your top 3 go-to resources every day in clinic and must haves!

@EdlowLab Congrats!

📢Exciting news to share! 1. I'm thrilled to serve as the first Vice Chair of Research for the Department of Obstetrics and Gynecology at Massachusetts General Hospital. I look forward to breaking down research silos, & growing collaborations and our research footprint...

@MySMFM Delivering conjoined twins!

#MFMtiwtter: #medicalstudents and #obgynresidents want to know...what is the coolest/most interesting surgical experience you have ever had?

@WesleyGherman Yes!

Should I start my OB/GYN personal statement talking about how I helped birth an alpaca when I was 8

@rbarbosa91 @thehouseofpod This is by far the most valuable thing Twitter has brought me. Thank you for your service.

@thehouseofpod If you create a ‘contact’ comprised of the relevant swear words, the voice recognition will start accepting them.

Interesting that my phone’s voice dictation is able to nail “blepharospasm” and “hepatotoxicity” so well but thinks “what the duck” is my go to phrase.

That’s not how Salmonella works. Please throw out your recalled flour even if you don’t have a known “Salmonella allergy” 🤦‍♀️

Mortality rate: Mifepristone 0.65/100,000 Penicillin 2/100,000 Phosphodiesterase inhibitors 4/100,000 We live in a post truth world. Facts are irrelevant. The safest drug has the most regulation.

We depend on mifepristone to care for patients with pregnancy loss and stillbirth, just as we do for those seeking abortion. PLEASE stop trying to make complex realities fit into rigid, black and white ideologies.

@campi0495 I would just be excited to use the ICD-10 code that surely exists for this.

@CurrAnatomy @DrJenGunter One of the criteria for being a mammal. It’s right there in the name!

Anatomist here 🙋🏼‍♀️ All. Humans. Have. Breasts. Cis men, trans men, cis women, trans women, non-binary people… all people. Very important to understand this because all people can get breast cancer and we need to be aware of this. #NoMoreMisinformation

@anya_at_large @rayofdiana

Off the needles. Still needs to be blocked, and so.many.ends that I need to weave in. #knittingtwitter

Me: I basically need to write an entire grant this weekend [Very supportive, lovely] husband: Meredith Grey wrote an entire grant the night before it was due. And it was funded the next episode.

@caraheuser Lol genius hashtag

Trying to put on a wrap dress reminds me I’m not as smart as I think I am #tangled

@heme_fan Nooooo! So sorry!

Norovirus has hit our household. 🤮🤮🤮

@GulersenMoti @acog @MySMFM @organonbiosim @ObGynAdvance Was this cohort during the Jada study where eligibility for Jada placement included an EBL cut-off?

First head-to-head comparison of Jada vs. Bakri for PPH management. Within the context of our limitations, Jada was associated with⬇️massive transfusions and⬇️EBL. #medtwitter #PPH #SMFM22 @acog @MySMFM @organonbiosim @ObGynAdvance jogc.com/article/S1701-…

@MFMSperling Love a good (parenthetical) nerd burn!

I am very very very biased but I wouldn’t trust that this surgery makes a big clinical difference. Just my bias (like the poor quality studies included).