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@TheBestqueenx I broke the couch and set the carpet on fire. Thought replacing the couch leg with a screwdriver and throwing a rug over the burn would work. My dad found the burned carpet first, as he was screaming he bumped the couch and it fell over. He was so shocked he stopped yelling.

When you learn the hard way that consequences are very much real. 😂

@F0ODHub Dude, that's a crazy bargain.

Be honest… is this worth $60?

@GeorgeIsa1 @MoMohler You have no room to talk.

@MoMohler I will not take culinary advice from any citizen of a country that considers cheese in a spray-can as food. FRO

As Americans we all go out to eat for… Mexican Chinese Italian Korean Greek even Irish But, I’ve never once heard any one say “let’s go out for British food.”

@MoMohler You've never gone out for fish and chips?

A year ago, I was on a houseboat trip with my two girls at Voyageurs National Park. Unfortunately the one on the right decided she doesn’t like my political views so have not talked in now, seven months. So dumb.

@_we_love_food Jersey Mikes by a mile. Jimmy John's was good 10 years ago.

Subway Jimmy John's or Jersey Mike's?

Ham salad ! SMASH ♥? Or TRASH 💀? HMM 🤔?¿

@SGTWipper1Each Uni. It's vile.

What’s the most disgusting thing you’ve ever had to eat?

Describe your politics with a gif, photo, or video 👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻

@MrAndyNgo They told us they were normal, they lied. Back in the closet.

Seattle (June 28) — Some of the adults from the Pride rally stripped naked and danced around in the water with young children.

HOW WOULD YOU REACT IF YOU SHOWED UP TO VOTE IN 2028 AND REALIZED YOU HAD TO SHOW YOUR I.D. TO AN I.C.E. AGENT FIRST?

@CorpseKings Dwarves can't be wizards, so no. Best they can do is greater mummies.

Can Dwarves become Liches? 🤔

@nut_history Dude, she's not gonna sleep with you.

A douche purposely dives in front of a women setting herself up for a routine ground out to steal the ball from her. The next play she makes a phenomenal play to register the out. Girls can play ball, don’t ever be that guy.

@jondelarroz It's amazing the losses hollywood is able to absorb, they're not even bothered by it.

The next movie to fail in The Summer Of Slop will be so epic. Will The Odyssey lose more or less money than Supergirl?

@mattvanswol Godless queers.

🚨WHAT THE HELL?!!! A HORRIFYING scene is unfolding in California where it appears a "no-k*ll" animal rescue that took money to "rescue" dogs... ...SH0T them, and then buried them in mass graves. Investigators just dug up 117 dogs, many with bullet fragments still in them. 600 collars have been found, suggesting many many more animals have sadly yet to be discovered underground.. The rescue charged hundreds, even THOUSANDS of dollars per dog to take them in. An investigator wrote in an affidavit that he believes they "m*rdered these dogs" for profit. Sadly, it gets worse. Since January 2025, around 900 dogs were sent to this place. They can only account for about 100 adoptions. Meaning more than 700 dogs are still UNACCOUNTED for.

@NMoonitz "What are people afraid of?" God.

What’s wrong with teaching The Bible in schools? What are people afraid of?

@pureMetatron 19th century invention, pure poppycock.

No rapture. I don’t believe in it: What about you?

@amethystangel80 @Rainmaker1973

@Rainmaker1973 Wild animals will always be wild animals. Let them live their lives where they belong!

A Japanese man shared the moments he was attacked by his pet binturong (bearcat).

@Rainmaker1973 Is he okay?

So. If Wizards of The Coast changed Orcs from monsters to a playable race, why no other humanoid races? Lizard men, gnolls and kobolds? Curious why if one evil monster humanoid can be changed why not the others? I mean, lizard men have families and pay taxes too…