John Engaas

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John Engaas

John Engaas

@OneRudolph

Born as an grumpy old man with only one goal in life: Guard my lawn by any means necessary.

Присоединился Haziran 2025
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Wanker Finder@IfindWankers·
Hostage negotiations are currently underway at 10 Downing Street!
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@sponsetavnav Rema kommer snart med sine egen viner. Bare Rød Vin og Bare Hvit Vin. Det ryktes at det er sukkersats med konditirfarge. Rema er tross alt et trønderselskap.
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@MrReaganUSA @pureMetatron Thinking error. Sydney Sweeney would make all the right people throw up, piss themself and shit their pants all at once, while trying to sing hey hey, ho ho, Sydney Sweeney has to go. It would be a beautiful sight.
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Metatron@pureMetatron·
Sydney Sweeney should have been Hellen of Troy. Agree or change my mind.
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@GigaBasedDad If your beer is a complete failure, you can hop it heavily and sell it as an IPA to hipsters who like to think they love beer. But because they're hipsters, they naturally like something real beer lovers don't. That's why they drink over-hopped beer that tastes like a dirty ass.
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Giga Based Dad@GigaBasedDad·
You can't change my mind.
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John Engaas@OneRudolph·
@HarryLotusEater The comment I am writing here can also be nominated for a nobel prize...
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Leanne@LeanneSpurs·
10 Downing Street tonight.
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Gammonzilla
Gammonzilla@TheGAMMONZILLA·
🚨BREAKING: Starmer reveals makeover ahead of his speech this morning in a desperate attempt to win back voters
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maro@ProofofMaro·
Am I the only one who's never seen a Mr Beast video?
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John Engaas@OneRudolph·
@PickMeDaily Yes, we have all seen Turkish women. But in Europe, she is no more than normally pretty.
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@espenteigen Ja da antar jeg at elven har gitt samtykke og ikke minst var i stand til å samtykke før den seksuelle akten. Hvis ikke må hun naturligvis settes i fengsel, på lik linje med menn som har sex med kyr.
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Espen Teigen@espenteigen·
Dikteren Louise Halvardsson definerer seg selv som «elveseksuell». 🤡
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@Saffron_Sniper1 Stay out of Russia, and if you have to mess with the juice, wait until the war is over.
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Saffron Sniper@Saffron_Sniper1·
If you could go back to Adolf Hitler’s time, what one piece of advice would you give him before World War II began? Reply honestly.
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Monika@CatLover56577·
Can I put a hot tub on this deck?
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John Engaas@OneRudolph·
@OleOestlid Det er vanskelig å si hva nasjonalisme egentlig står for i Skotland. Bortsett fra at de ikke liker engelskmenn.
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Ole Østlid
Ole Østlid@OleOestlid·
Ser ut som skotske nasjonalister har veldig dårlig tid med å avvikle den skotske nasjonen.
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John Engaas@OneRudolph·
@LiseSorensen_ Sett fra venstresiden, er det umulig å være uenig med dem. Hvis du motsier dem eller hindrer dem i å gjøre som de vil, er det fordi du er ond og hatefull. Det er derfor en god ting når de bruker vold eller truer det de til enhver tid omtaler som ytre høyre.
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Lise Sørensen@LiseSorensen_·
Det holdt ikke med gårsdagens innlegg om venstresidens dobbeltmoral. Endte med å skrive en tekst også.
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G R I F T Y@GriftReport·
What's missing?
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Gary M@gman5180·
If they do EVERYTHING listed below, should they still be deported? 🤔
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John Engaas@OneRudolph·
@pureMetatron I would point at a pit bull and claim it was a woman. Hoping he would run over to have sex with it. That would be hillarious.
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Metatron@pureMetatron·
If someone asked you "what is a woman?" How would you answer?
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