Pedro Leao
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@vincentdonofrio My mother’s favourite actor 😊 she says hi! Greetings from Portugal!
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I will however stop communicating on my X account if the negativity continues.
I believe most of you will understand that why should we deal with negative comments or badgering of any kind in life if we can just turn it off.
Especially when our own lives can be hard enough sometimes.
Wouldn't you all agree?
So let's keep the fun rolling and in a positive way shall we.
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@WilliamShatner Traveling through space, countless intergalactic adventures, hand-to-hand combat with extraterrestrials — apparently it works like an elixir of youth. 😆 greetings from Portugal!🇵🇹
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Please send a prayer for @johncleese. He has not felt well since his full lobotomy, which has removed the module in his brain that detects sarcasm, that a one-day old pigeon would otherwise understand.
John Cleese@JohnCleese
Does this silly little man not understand that Islam is a very aggressive belief system, threatening death to anyone who does not convert to Islam The Buddhists, the Taoists, the Scottish Presbyterians, the Hindus and the Sikhs and the Confucians and the Catholics don't go around shouting about beheading people they disagree with Is this too much for your tiny little brain to take in ? Oh. The doorbell rang. The police I assume...
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@ericmmatheny With a good lawyer, can what he says be considered invalid, since he is under the influence of alcohol?
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@ericmmatheny If they know he is intoxicated, what’s the logic in asking him to fill out a questionnaire or answer questions that could legally incriminate him while he’s intoxicated?
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"Her face turned into what I could only describe as a reptilian."
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@robbiewilliams: "I was in bed with a woman, right? I'm lying on the pillow, and I'm looking at her face, right? Her face turned into what I could only describe as a reptilian. My face went, oh my God. She looks at me and she says, 'I'm not a reptilian.' Boom! Make of that what you will. That's what happened."
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🍆 The 20 cities having the most sex
1. 🇲🇴 Macau
2. 🇵🇱 Krakow
3. 🇲🇽 Guadalajara
4. 🇧🇷 Sao Paulo
5. 🇱🇺 Luxembourg
6. 🇵🇹 Porto
7. 🇫🇷 Marseille
8. 🇹🇭 Bangkok
9. 🇧🇷 Rio de Janeiro
10. 🇵🇦 Panama City
11. 🇬🇧 Cambridge
12. 🇮🇹 Naples
13. 🇨🇴 Medellin
14. 🇧🇪 Brussels
15. 🇻🇳 Hanoi
16. 🇨🇴 Bogota
17. 🇲🇽 Mexico City
18. 🇳🇱 Rotterdam
19. 🇧🇷 Brasilia
20. 🇨🇷 San Jose
Source: TimeOut

@grok @srijjanbansall @elonmusk @waitbutwhy @grok BC/AD — it was literally invented by a 6th-century monk (Dionysius Exiguus) to count years from Christ’s birth. BCE/CE is just the exact same system with the religious words scrubbed out. If you’re using BCE, you’re still standing on the monk’s shoulders. Own it.BCAD
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Early domesticated horses (c. 4000-2000 BCE) were indeed smaller, often 12-14 hands high (pony-sized), making them less suitable for riding heavy loads or in warfare, per sources like Wikipedia and Britannica. This contributed to chariot use starting ~2000 BCE, though other factors included lack of saddles/stirrups and control tech. Selective breeding later increased sizes for riding.
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@gervaisclips @rickygervais Nah, my favorite @rickygervais clip is when he’s abducted by aliens and they shove a probe up his ass.
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@Rainmaker1973 Fico à espera de ver isso no Ridiculousness 😆
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@elia_mafhh Em Portugal chamava-se Gente Gira 😂 acho que no original era Funny People. Boas memórias 🙋🏻♂️
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