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John Cleese

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Trainee hermit, & keen Amateur Squirrel Trainer

London Katılım Aralık 2007
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Mike Jones
Mike Jones@technopopulist·
Our political elite has allowed evil to fester within our borders, and the most shocking thing about this is that they have done it for 'humanitarian' reasons. It rather supports C.S. Lewis' idea that the greatest evils in the world will not be carried out by men with guns, but by men in suits sitting behind desks.
Channel 4 News@Channel4News

Seven Afghan refugees have been accused of being part of a grooming gang and charged with rape and child sex abuse offences. Norfolk police said that the men were charged as part of an investigation into group-based child sexual exploitation in Norwich. They appeared in court today, accused of sexual offences between August 2023 and May 2025 against two victims who were in their early-to-mid teens.

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Vivid.🇮🇱
Vivid.🇮🇱@VividProwess·
The amazing @lalshareef explains how Israel removed Jews from Gaza in 2005 to get peace, leaving behind greenhouses worth millions of dollars. The Palestinians looted the greenhouses, and Gaza was turned into a terror fortress. This must go viral.
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Don Keith
Don Keith@RealDonKeith·
🚨Migrants turn aggressive and confront a photographer filming them on the UK coast. One picks up a rock ready to hurl it in ugly scenes. This is the entitlement and hostility Britain keeps importing. Disgraceful behaviour. Stop the boats.
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Big Popz
Big Popz@BigPopz72·
Listen as this man explains how they are already at the 50 year mark of a 100 year plan. I've seen this coming my whole life... my vote seems worthless as a single vote, but I press on. You see what's going on in New York, Minnesota, Michigan, even in parts of Texas... damn.
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D.Radka, #NAFO 🇨🇿🤝🇺🇦
"We will fight until all Russian forces are expelled from Ukrainian territory, including Donbas and Crimea. The war will continue until Ukraine restores control over all its internationally recognized territory" - Kyrylo Budanov🇺🇦 I never doubted 🙌🫡
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John Cleese@JohnCleese·
He has to keep the wars going, or he's toast
Roman Sheremeta 🇺🇸🇺🇦@rshereme

Putin has signed a law that effectively gives the Kremlin a legal pretext to deploy russian troops abroad under the guise of “protecting russian citizens.” According to the Russian Federation Council’s Committee on Defense and Security, such situations “provide for the possibility of involving the Armed Forces of the Russian Federation” to “protect” russian citizens by decision of the russian president. The State Duma passed it without a single vote against. Putin signed it today. This is the exact same playbook the Kremlin has used for years. First, distribute russian passports in foreign territories. Then claim those “russian citizens” are under threat. Then use that manufactured narrative as justification for military intervention, occupation, or annexation. They did it in: •Georgia •Crimea •Donbas •and repeatedly threatened the same elsewhere across the former Soviet sphere. The framing is new – the law also covers russians facing prosecution in foreign or international courts whose jurisdiction Moscow does not recognise, including the ICC that issued an arrest warrant for Putin himself. But the logic is identical: invent a class of “endangered” russians abroad, then reserve the right to send in the army. This law is not about protecting people. It is about creating a permanent legal mechanism for imperial expansion and military aggression under humanitarian language. The world should stop pretending these are isolated actions. This is state doctrine.

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Roman Sheremeta 🇺🇸🇺🇦
Putin has signed a law that effectively gives the Kremlin a legal pretext to deploy russian troops abroad under the guise of “protecting russian citizens.” According to the Russian Federation Council’s Committee on Defense and Security, such situations “provide for the possibility of involving the Armed Forces of the Russian Federation” to “protect” russian citizens by decision of the russian president. The State Duma passed it without a single vote against. Putin signed it today. This is the exact same playbook the Kremlin has used for years. First, distribute russian passports in foreign territories. Then claim those “russian citizens” are under threat. Then use that manufactured narrative as justification for military intervention, occupation, or annexation. They did it in: •Georgia •Crimea •Donbas •and repeatedly threatened the same elsewhere across the former Soviet sphere. The framing is new – the law also covers russians facing prosecution in foreign or international courts whose jurisdiction Moscow does not recognise, including the ICC that issued an arrest warrant for Putin himself. But the logic is identical: invent a class of “endangered” russians abroad, then reserve the right to send in the army. This law is not about protecting people. It is about creating a permanent legal mechanism for imperial expansion and military aggression under humanitarian language. The world should stop pretending these are isolated actions. This is state doctrine.
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Benonwine
Benonwine@benonwine·
This is a sign from Kent Police on Non-Emergency enquiries. WTF 🤬 they CONSIDER RAPE and SEXUAL ASSAULT Non Emergency’s. This is ABHORRENT and shows the priorities of our police force and that they couldn’t give a SHIT about You g girls being RAPED maybe they’ve given up.
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John Cleese@JohnCleese·
Now...who could have done that ?
✙ 🇨🇿 Kamil Krilov 🇺🇦 ✙@KamilKrilov

💔 Boris Němcov, matematik a fyzik, bývalý vicepremiér Ruska za vlády Borise Jelcina. Vzdělaný, zkušený a charismatický liberální politik, demokrat. Zřejmě poslední reálná šance pro Rusko udržet kurs směrem ke slušné společnosti demokratického světa. Píše se rok 2008. Osm let po nástupu agenta KGB Vladimíra Putina na ruský carský trůn. Už tehdy popsal Němcov, co se bude dít a co Putin připravuje. Věděl, že ruské energie nebudou pro Evropu pomoc, ale zbraň proti ní. Věděl, že se budou vyrábět tanky. A že postupná izolace Ruska způsobí uvnitř ruského státu vzestup xenofobie a nenávisti vůči všemu neruskému. Za pár týdnů od tohoto rozhovoru zahájí Putin invazi do 🇬🇪 Gruzie se záminkou "ochrany" Osetinců a Abchazů od "zločinného gruzínského režimu". Copak vám ten scénář připomíná? Je neuvěřitelné, jak přesný byl Němcov ve svých předpovědích a v tom, jak měl Putina přečteného. A protože jako jediný byl schopen zmobilizovat po ruském napadení Ukrajiny a anexi Krymu statisíce Rusů, kteří za ním přišli do ulic Moskvy na tzv. Pochody miru, stal se nepřítelem režimu číslo jedna. Borise Němcova 27. 2. 2015 zastřelili najatí vrahové čtyřmi ranami z pistole do zad, přímo před očima jeho přítelkyně na mostě pod Kremlem. Tím okamžikem v Rusku definitivně zemřela svoboda, demokracie a lidskost.

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H@AuntieBoooog·
The most disgraceful ABUSE of an MP’s expense account yet! At total of £231,306.65 for one year for a back bench MP ???? ! WTAF ! 😡 No wonder she’s taking time off because she’s “burnt out” ... all that piss taking must have been so exhausting. 😡😡😡
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John Cleese@JohnCleese·
They filmed the rape and put it on line and laughed about it Did this look like remorse to the judge ?
Jim Chimirie 🇬🇧@JChimirie66677

Eleven Rape Convictions. Not One Day In Custody. And Lammy Wants to Go Further. Two girls were raped in a New Forest town in November 2024 and January 2025. They were fifteen and fourteen years old. Their attackers filmed the assaults, shared the footage online and laughed. One of the girls was raped at knifepoint. Three boys walked out of Southampton Crown Court with youth rehabilitation orders and a three month curfew. Eleven rape convictions between them. Not one day in custody. The first girl read her victim impact statement at sentencing. I was caught off guard. I will never get that innocence back. All I want to do is die. I no longer have fear for when that comes. The judge praised her courage. He then told her attackers none of you need to go to prison today. Judge Nicholas Rowland cited their very young ages, their ADHD diagnoses, their low intellectual capacity and the importance of avoiding criminalising children unnecessarily. He was following the Sentencing Council's guidance precisely. Custody is a last resort. Rehabilitation is the primary purpose. The sentence is not the judge's failure. It is the policy's product. Which makes what David Lammy is simultaneously planning considerably more alarming than the sentences themselves. The Justice Secretary is weighing proposals to extend that same framework, treating offenders as children, prioritising rehabilitation over punishment, minimising custody, to all offenders under 25. The Scottish model he is considering produced a killer rapist who set a woman on fire receiving five fewer years than he would have otherwise. It produced a man who repeatedly raped a thirteen year old girl avoiding prison entirely. Lammy wants to bring that framework to England and Wales while Lord Hermer urgently reviews sentences that are its direct and inevitable consequence. The Attorney General who removed trial by jury for thousands of defendants has 28 days to decide whether filming a knifepoint gang rape and sharing it online warrants custody. The same man who ensured extra court capacity was in place for last weekend's Unite ghe Kingdom march is taking nearly a month to answer that question. The second girl's statement was read on her behalf. She described nightmares, inability to sleep and feeling ashamed and insecure in her own body. The person I was before the incident has completely gone and sometimes I feel like I am grieving the person I used to be. Under the framework Lammy is proposing, the boys who produced that grief would continue to be treated as children requiring support rather than adults requiring consequences. Former Met Police detective Peter Bleksley's call to bring back borstals will be dismissed in progressive circles as nostalgic authoritarianism. It deserves more serious engagement than that. The borstal system, whatever its flaws, operated on a principle the current framework has abandoned entirely. That young people who commit serious offences require structure, discipline and consequence rather than community orders and supervision. The evidence that rehabilitation focused community sentences deter serious youth offending is thin. The evidence from Scotland that treating young adult offenders as children produces lighter sentences for grave crimes is documented. The Fordingbridge victims are not statistics in a sentencing review. They are two girls whose lives have been permanently altered by three boys who will be back in their communities within months. The policy that produced their sentences is the same policy the government is planning to expand. Lord Hermer's shock is noted. His government's direction of travel tells a different story. The sentence was not a miscarriage of justice. It was justice as currently defined. That is the most alarming observation of all. "Lammy wants to bring that framework to England and Wales while Lord Hermer urgently reviews sentences that are its direct and inevitable consequence."

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Maliq
Maliq@MasterMaliq·
I hate being called a “moderate Muslim.” I’m simply a Muslim. All we really have are Muslims and criminals/extremists hiding behind religion. Supporting child marriage? Criminal. Abusing women and children? Criminal. Killing for blasphemy? Criminal. Forcing women to cover through fear and violence? Criminal. Beating wives in the name of religion? Criminal. Murdering innocent people in the name of jihad? Criminal. Forcing religion on others? Criminal. Protecting abusers because they “look religious”? Criminal. They may scream “Islam” all day, but they’re still criminals among us. Real Muslims don’t need a softer label just to look decent.
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Kate from Kharkiv
Kate from Kharkiv@BohuslavskaKate·
SIKORSKI: I'm skeptical about negotiating with Putin. First, Vladimir Putin is a man whose word and whose signature cannot be trusted. He has lied to us repeatedly: “These are not my men in Crimea,” remember? “I have absolutely no intention of invading Ukraine.” This is a man whose signature is on Russo-Ukrainian border treaty. How can we expect Putin to respect next treaty when he is already in breach of current ones? Second, when you've been dictator for over 20 years, everybody lies to you, and you always drop your maximalist demands too late, because you don't know true situation you are in. I also think dictators like Putin correctly understand that they cannot admit a mistake or withdraw from one without losing power. Therefore, I believe this war will be ended by someone else.
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Liza Rosen
Liza Rosen@LizaRosen0000·
British MP Nick Timothy has just exposed how Muslims openly call for Islamic terrorism against non-Muslims, i.e. Intifada, but never face any persecution. Please share this everywhere!
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Olena Rohoza
Olena Rohoza@OlenaRohoza·
“AND YOU STILL DARE TO OPEN YOUR MOUTH…” Sasha Legerman: This is too accurate not to share. This Australian’s response to Trump’s rant that “NATO does nothing for America” is absolutely devastating: “Mate. You run a country where 600,000 homeless people will sleep on the streets tonight. A country where 40% of adults can’t cover a $400 emergency without borrowing money. A country where insulin costs more than a car payment, and people ration it just to stay alive. A country where medical debt is the number one cause of bankruptcy. A country where women die in hospital parking lots because doctors are too afraid of abortion laws to treat miscarriages. You imprison more of your own citizens than any country on Earth. More than China. More than Russia. More than North Korea. In the land of the free, 2 million people sit in cages, and a quarter of them haven’t even been convicted of anything. They’re simply too poor to afford bail. Your life expectancy is declining. You’re the only developed nation where that’s happening. Your infant mortality rate is worse than Cuba’s. Your children practice active shooter drills between math and English classes while you sell defense stocks to your friends. Your minimum wage hasn’t changed in 15 years. Your teachers work two jobs, your veterans sleep under bridges, and you just spent a trillion dollars flattening a country that never attacked you. And now a convicted criminal — found liable for sexual abuse, defending a pedophile, sleeping with a porn star, and running the biggest dumpster-fire campaign since the Taliban — is thanking you for yet another disaster. And you call Greenland badly governed? Greenland has universal healthcare. Free education. One of the lowest incarceration rates in the world. Nobody there goes bankrupt because they got sick. Nobody dies in a waiting room because insurance refused treatment. ‘NATO wasn’t there when we needed them.’ When exactly was that, champ? September 11? Because NATO invoked Article 5 for the first and only time in history FOR YOU. Soldiers from dozens of countries deployed, fought, bled, and died in Afghanistan FOR YOU. Australia wasn’t even in NATO, and we still showed up. For twenty years. And then you left at 2 a.m. without telling anyone and left everybody else to clean up the mess. You don’t care that a great nation is being terrorized by your friend, and you haven’t shown it a single ounce of sympathy. So maybe before calling other countries badly governed, take a look at your own backyard, you aluminum siding salesman with a spray tan. The only thing badly managed in this picture is your damn mouth. And you still dare to lecture the rest of the world?”
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Mykhailo Rohoza
Mykhailo Rohoza@MykhailoRohoza·
Russia has just suffered the largest oil catastrophe of the entire war. In May alone, Ukrainian special services and the “Madyar’s Birds” units destroyed or seriously damaged 11 of Russia’s largest oil refineries. An absolute record. Syzran, Moscow, Ryazan, Nizhny Novgorod, Perm, Kirishi, Kuibyshev, Tuapse, Yaroslavl, Primorsk, and Taman — Russia’s key oil-processing giants were turning into fiery hells one after another. Now the Kremlin is facing more than just problems selling oil — it risks running out of fuel for its own army.
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