eric jeffries

@bestinclassyt I went through 4 of these Xboxes because of this stupid red ring, it’s literally the reason I’ll never buy Microsoft hardware again

This was way more rare than people admit. Neither me, or any of my friends ever got the red ring.

@Lollys_cute @kiraa_myst @grok I did not take my underwear off, am I retarded?

POV: you in my body at 2 a.m., going to pee 💦 wataa chudai @grok

@Asmongold @HaileyEira @thechromeqt So on top of all their other problems, trannies have 0 reading comprehension skills apparently.

@thechromeqt Obviously at the highest levels of competitive play, men are better Only a retard would look at something that happens 100 out of 100 times and come to the conclusion that there's no correlation Biology is real even if you pretend it's not

“Biological Girls Only” in a VALORANT tournament… The whole reason I love competing in esports rather than actual sports is because there is no biological advantage/disadvantage to playing video games. So I don’t understand the reasoning behind excluding trans women in this.

@heda_w @TheGameVerse Same auto immune disease Michael Jackson had apparently

@TheGameVerse She is sick. She has an autoimmune desease. The autoimmune condition caused severe fatigue, nausea, muscle weakness, rapid weight loss, and changes in her facial appearance, including a thinner face and more prominent eyes, which sparked plastic surgery rumors she firmly denied.

@Slatzism @ArtemisConsort I definitely wish more of them said this

@ArtemisConsort I’ve said this

A very real woman: “Behold my torpedoes. My breasts I mean, or course. Are they not large? Are they not devastating? Surely they are superior to those of your racially inferior wife”

@Slatzism Vigilante justice is about to be the next TikTok trend

“you were too retarded to know not to rape a child so we’re letting you go” is basically giving him permission to continue raping the moment he’s out and I’ll never understand how a country coule get so cucked that something like this wouldn’t immediately lead to riots

@Pplwith1IQ Average Cuban hairstyle

@GameRiot Ok but what if Sony’s servers don’t work for 30 days?

If my internet hasn’t worked for 30 days. The last thing I’m worried about is whether my PlayStation games are playable 🤔

@dieworkwear Your realize you’re asking us to deport even more illegals in an attempt to prove you wrong, right?

why would housing prices continue to rise if you're deporting undocumented immigrants? i was told they're the reason why housing prices are high.

@wadestotts This app is getting too saturated with these parody accounts

"History PhD here--the number of World Wars is actually a *very* controversial topic in academia. Some say there have been two (traditional view), while others say up to sixty-four. Scholars disagree, and that's okay! What's NOT ok are these RACIST attacks on Rep Omar!"

@TukiFromKL Are you retarded

the CATO Institute.. a libertarian think tank funded by the Koch brothers.. just published a study showing immigrants paid more in taxes than they received in benefits every single year from 1994 to 2023.. not a left-wing university.. not a Democratic PAC.. the Koch brothers' own research institute.. they reduced the deficit by $14.5 trillion over 30 years.. they earn less per hour but work at higher rates.. which means higher per capita income.. which means higher taxes paid.. the country spent 30 years being told immigrants were draining the system.. turns out they were funding it.. and the people who told you that knew the numbers the whole time

@theblaze She’ll do no time, found too retarded to stand trial

Steak 'n Shake worker shot dead at drive-through window allegedly after argument over onion rings. Murder charge filed. dlvr.it/TSDwTq

@unlimited_ls “After she ran off” Come on now

NEW: The fat woman who shot a gas station clerk during a robbery has just been arrested NOTE: Video starts at 0:36 Her name is Shantay Lashay O'Donnell. She walked into that Shell station in Columbia, Maryland, tried to rob the place, and shot a 65-year-old man while he was just doing his job After she ran off, she got in her car and made a video bragging about it. She looked right in the camera and said, 'I'm the one that did the shooting at the gas station.' She kept going, saying she only steals, she doesn’t buy anything, and she’s already getting ready to rob again Then she explained why she shot him — because he laughed at her. She said, 'I bet he ain’t laughing now.' They caught her in New York with two illegal guns. Now she’s facing attempted murder charges and they’re bringing her back to Maryland

@NYC_redeemer @SydSteyerhart Fair enough I see your point, mine was that either race would have done the same thing regardless, so let’s both be right

@Portojohny @SydSteyerhart Of course it matters. They never should have been here in the first place.

I'm beginning to question everything I have had drilled into my head about white racism since the Civil War, up to and including the official story regarding Emmit Till.

@NYC_redeemer @SydSteyerhart Like that matters lmao

@SydSteyerhart Not black American, kid is an immigrant. Listen to his mom speak.

@TheLaurenChen It’s actually great news to hear that we know who the boy is, now the public is free to act with that information accordingly

The mother of a teen who brutally attacked a girl on video is now calling HER SON the "victim" She is quoted by the New York Post as saying her son is a "humble Christian," a "quiet boy," and that the girl he sent to the hospital was "being a bully to him, that’s it" She said her son “doesn’t provoke nobody,” and that the attack caught on video was "retaliation because she pushed him first" The lack of accountability is STAGGERING

@oliveoilrun @TheLaurenChen Some men are more like monkeys than others though

@TheLaurenChen this is why women are avoiding men. You males are mentally ill and a liability. Trying to socialize a man is like trying to socialize a monkey

@DAKKADAKKA1 Just great the fent zombies are bad enough but now they are going to be shitting themselves too

Lmao Indians who came to America to steal our jobs are getting felted by fent

@MyDogTeddyG @SarahHuckabee You all are so retarded man

@SarahHuckabee So if you're poor, you can't enjoy even the smallest pleasures anymore.

Hot take: putting hot rotisserie chicken on food stamps is common sense. Arkansas took items like candy and soft drinks off SNAP. Now let’s put healthy, affordable options like hot rotisserie chicken on.

@Reddit_Retards Retardedly, like the rest of her comics

Take a wild fucking guess on how this comic continues