Professor Chas

What was the logic behind turning Grok into literally a metaphorical garbage dispenser?

Grok is garbage.

@GovPressOffice Since TFG is so fond of nicknaming people ("Newscum", i.e.), I wonder how he'd like the one I did: Donold Scump (Feel free to use liberally.)

@Katnparadise Rock paper scissors!

10 minutes with me, what would you like to do? Go!

@Timcast Oof.

After we destroy the Canadian economy their will to resist will erode We will then march in unopposed and deliver Canada to its rightful place as a territory of the US with no political representation

@stevenjvan @POTUS wow

I’m proud we will be known as the most pro-labor Administration in American history.

@PooTruePatriot @POTUS wow

@POTUS "the most prolifically corrupt administrations in U.S. history. Fixed it for ya, Joe.

@Vierd1 @POTUS Obtuse.

@POTUS You'll be remembered as the most self interested president in history. If you're remembered at all.

@WaterTheCats @POTUS I enjoy reading the comments on anything President Biden posts. All the wailing and crying I see in the responses reminds me of how much better I am at being a functional human being than so many other creatures on this planet. 😊

@POTUS You will be known as a coward and traitor. You do not have one redeeming quality! You have destroyed this country and continue to do so every day that you are in office! I can't wait to see you locked up!

@X It did once, when it allowed itself to be sold and had its name changed from Twitter.

this platform never lets you down

Okay, hold up - in #TearsOfTheKingdom, in the original timeline (before Zelda traveled back to the Imprisoning War), whose Secret Stone did Ganondorf steal to become the Demon King? Sonia was the Sage of Time in the original imprisoning, so it couldn't have been hers he stole.

Nowadays, I forget Twitter even exists.

@Katnparadise Sure, but be warned, it's probably gonna taste full of grease.

@Katnparadise I have a secret crush on someone half my age.

Tell me a secret and I'll tell you mind. 🤝

@Katnparadise This isn't gonna be like those "Saw" movies, is it? 😟

Wanna play a game with me?

Life Hack OTD: If you don't leave a half-eaten dinner next to you in bed, that provides less incentive for the rats to crawl all over your body foraging for food while you sleep.

Looks like I'm bailing for BlueSky, too. See y'all there!

Approximately how many years of driving a bus does it take to lose all basic sympathy for your fellow human beings? Because, if so, I feel like bus drivers should be forced to retire and be replaced before that expiry date is reached.

Yes, I'm fully aware of my hypocrisy of being in full support of the Trevor Slattery subversion, while simultaneously being vehemently opposed to the Ralph Bohner subversion.

@davidknowles @RobertPicardo @timjfbutler @AnthonyBrasi211 @elonmusk @X Both knees, potentially.

@RobertPicardo @timjfbutler @AnthonyBrasi211 @elonmusk @X Try Bluesky - so far, so good. Threads is Zuckerberg - so he will bend the knee to Trump