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Thread of Pinned tweets. - Remake -

Both are the same.

Amigo ni yo cuando voy a cortar el pasto y me revuelco en la tierra tengo tanta mugre encima. No se bañan estos forros? (Pregunta retórica)

@Allosaurus_gr8 I will forcefully reincarnate you into a bee.

I will never have this and thus should die.

@Neko_Tet Tet can be bribed with burgers.

State of the Tet update : No news on car, sent all info I have to their investigator. Still waiting. Niece's car isn't fixed, their mechanic got fired and didn't leave notes. She got ahold of them and they're dropping the cost for literally forgetting. Also she got a new job . Tldr she's now bribing me with burgers. Also: massive movement on lawsuit case. Won't say anything, don’t wanna jinx it.

@Damnredflag Tu castigo por ser brujer.

No puedo ser tan pelotuda de golpearme la misma rodilla, con la misma cosa dos veces en un mismo dia loco. A mi me tienen que batar y fin.

@ADM_Welsly "Hey I hate everything you do and represent, and I'm gonna kill you, but I don't hate you" ? Besides, I always found stupid about the flood. Bitch you're God. You are omnipotent, just kill them personally and don't flood the planet maybe?

@ProficFicus Anger doesn't equate to hatred. He hated sin and therefore, wiped out the sinful. And he also did promise not to do it again.

He loved everyone so much he sent a flood. God can hate. Else he wouldn't have found a group of humans so irredeemable to commit global genocide.

Adding layers is easy. Clothes naturally trap your heat. Removing layers can only go so far. Either the police gets involved or you're already naked and still sweating your ass off because it's humid 40C in the shadow.

@KikiGlitterCos Focaccia (Kiki for scale)

Me with a Focaccia 👌🏻

So, when does it improve?

You also speak like you need a fucking DEGREE to create art. Lol. Lmao even. A piece of paper given to you by high society snobs that are so far up their own asses they make Ouroboros look like a joke doesn't make you an artist, let alone a good one.

Art degrees killed that shit btw. Art degrees literally turned art into a money laundering scheme of mentally ill imbeciles being exploited by the top 1% for tax refunds and what not at the turn of the century.

@ahegao_horror I'm a desert Ficus I can survive by absorbing the moisture of camel pee 490km away.

@ProficFicus Ficus needs water tho

God is trying to waterboard me. Help.

I wish more game heroes got to have a happy ending and marry their sweetheart like Leon and Sherry in Resident Evil.

@Allosaurus_gr8 Night!

Good night, a couple last places to go to tomorrow. Then I’ll show you all some pictures.

the worst cultural development of the past decade is libs’ insistence on politics being everything someone dies? did they support transgender homosexual communism? someone wins a gold medal? do they support transgender homosexual communism? someone goes viral for a funny, cute video? do they support transgender homosexual communism? libs will literally disinvite their own parents and grandparents from Thanksgiving dinner because their parents / grandparents don’t support transgender homosexual communism for most people, news and politics are a very small part of life, behind school, work, friends, hobbies, etc. but around 2012 / 2013, libs decided that “the personal was political,” which meant everyone must support transgender homosexual communism. it’s only gotten worse since then ironically, this attitude has only hurt libs. the average person sees a beloved celebrity die and thinks “rest in peace,” not “let me audit their views to see if they supported all my gay retarded pet causes” this attitude just alienates people and reminds everyone that liberals are insane, annoying, and mean-spirited

@shiorexia Shio you invented each single word of those two tweets. Don't lie to me.

Thank you @Hollow_ab for your request! We need more tomboy lolis fr fr.