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This is the greatest tweet of all time.

@ParmaJawnCheese Desperate times call for desperate measures

Imagine your power went out and this was all you had on hand

@BizNasty2point0 Welcome aboard Biz

Flyers and the MichGod making playoffs will be incredible.

@SenRickScott Don't you have pedophiles to protect Rick?

Hey TMZ. Yes, I’m at Disney with my grandkids. Should we be in DC? Yes! But I don't get to make that decision.

@MenInBlazers US Soccer would never

This is a line of fans queueing to trade their Italy jerseys for Canada ones 😲 Kudos to Canada Soccer for the gesture. But how do you say "down bad" in Italian? 🇨🇦

@LondonCRiver @carynannharlos Sadly even then there are so many other lunatics in power right now, that it still will be a mess until the next presidential election.

@carynannharlos Or… you know… he’s old… just sayin. 🤷🏼‍♀️ There is an ultimate escape.

The only possible way out for Trump is to resign.

@LuqOnline @unusual_whales Clever? Are you slow?

@unusual_whales Clever jujitsu in theory, flood the market with stranded Iranian oil to crush prices and deny Iran/China cheap barrels. But lifting sanctions mid-conflict to fund the other side? Risky move.

Bessent: “In essence, we are jujitsuing the Iranians. We are using their own oil against them.”

@ianbremmer Are these morons trying to turn this into the crusades with all these god references?

if you’re counting, president trump with third unilateral 48 hour ultimatum to iranian govt that refuses to negotiate or reopen strait.

How the fuck is Gavin Rossdale 60?

@ParmaJawnCheese Can we still bully Trump voters that meet that criteria?

STOP. BULLYING. WOMEN. ON. THIS. APP. ESPECIALLY WOMEN OF COLOR!!!!

I hope Trump still did his little lame hand gesture when he fired noem and bondi.

@OhioTate Can’t believe the ncaa gives out credench to guys so they can go stalk coaches during practice.

And just like that, Bosco has put the credench back on and has reentered the court (and was immediately greeted by Dan Hurley’s son) #BelieveInBosco

@accrual_joke @spittinchiclets @Buccigross Haha fair but I’m not sure that was Buccis angle here.

@QuibiInfluencer @spittinchiclets @Buccigross Yes, but only saving from ESPN's atrocious treatment of it.

“Just breaking away from the NCAA, just start your own federation.” @Buccigross gives his idea to save college hockey.

@charlieo_conn It’s wild how hard it is to just admit he’s had a bad season by his high standards he set. He’ll be better off in the long run going through this.

He's 21 years old and having a disappointing year. He isn't the first and won't be the last to have a sophomore slump due to a confluence of factors. We all watched him be extremely impressive as a 20-year old rookie. That's rare, and it happened. Don't forget that.

Michkov undeniably had a bad game. You can defend Michkov without going the "he's perfect & his struggles are all someone else's fault" route. It kills your credibility. But you can be critical of Michkov without "he stinks, bust, trade him." It kills YOUR credibility too.

@JD_RealTalk @the_americ5115 @Milajoy You voted for a pedophile, if that isn’t losing I don’t know what is.

@the_americ5115 @Milajoy

Gas prices today: Tennessee $2.99 California $5.59 Same President. Different governors.

@DrMaximus_NYC @ianbremmer And you’re a failed grifter

@ianbremmer You’re an anti American hater. We know what you are

really really hope this doesn’t become a hostage situation.

@ParmaJawnCheese The dream

Just a freezer full of Ess-A-Bagel at my apt 🤌

@NematShaikh9 @sentdefender You mean Trump right?

@sentdefender Because of Israel, the US has lost its credibility and reputation in the world.

For the first time since the start of Operation Epic Fury, Iran has successfully shot down a U.S. fighter jet, with a search and rescue effort underway to locate two crew in Southern Iran, a source familiar with the incident tells Axios.

@Numbercruncher3 @sentdefender It was shot down you retard

@sentdefender Shot down or malfunctioned

@sentdefender Needs to do his daily attempt to pump the market with peace talks.

As Combat Search and Rescue (CSAR) Operations by the U.S. Air Force for a downed F-15E Strike Eagle are actively underway on the ground in Southern Iran, President Trump says in a post on TruthSocial: “With a little more time, we can easily OPEN THE HORMUZ STRAIT, TAKE THE OIL, & MAKE A FORTUNE. IT WOULD BE A “GUSHER” FOR THE WORLD??? President DONALD J. TRUMP”