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Wesley Fallon
@Rafa_Fallon
Security Specialist by day.... 🪪 Small passion for Art 🖼️ at night! 🔴Up The Reds 🔴
On either island - 🇮🇪 & 🇬🇧 Присоединился Nisan 2024
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What about this @GNev2 cunt all day 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 some dick head you lad !
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@EwanMacKenna It’s their manager…. Unfortunately for them, their team is a mirror image of him!
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met a guy in dublin who makes €480,000 a year standing outside nightclubs making people wait
hes not a bouncer
doesnt own any of them
works for 8 different clubs across the city
each one pays him €5,000 a month
his entire job is deciding how slowly the line moves
asked him why the clubs pay someone just to slow down their own customers
"they used to rush people in. then they worked out a fast line is the same as no line. a slow line of 40 people is the best ad the club can run. every person walking past sees it, assumes its worth waiting for, tells their friends"
"so what are you optimising"
"the queue should sit at around 12% of interior capacity. 40 ish people. sustained. visible from two streets away. thats the sweet spot"
"what if the inside is actually dead"
he shrugged
"i let 2 in. hold 8 outside for 10 minutes. the 8 are the advertising. doesnt matter if the inside is empty. the street doesnt know"
"do the people in the line ever figure it out"
"the smart ones realise the line doesnt move because its not supposed to move. they leave. the rest stay because theyve already waited 20 minutes and dont want to waste it"
"sunk cost"
"i just manage the sunk cost"
the numbers:
- 8 venues
- €5,000 per month each
- €480,000 a year
- 4 nights a week, 9pm to 2am
- one clipboard
- zero marketing budget
he finished his pint and said the thing i think about every time i see a queue now
"the people in the line arent waiting to get in. they are the ad. the clubs just pay me to keep it the right length"
the queue isnt waiting for something worth it
it IS the worth it
human billboard
he just keeps it lit
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@conorleeson I think you can probably just find another airport and cut the BS self-entitled attitude??

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@jkpkrn_ Performative children who think it’s edgy to say their team is shit.
Grow up and be blindly loyal.
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🗣️ @johngibbonsblog on The Anfield Wrap
"In this city, we value hard work. We value togetherness. We want to stick together, look after each other, and we value humility."
👇 Watch below...
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@WillyWoollyman @AkaPaulHoward This would be the greatest of them all 😂
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@Rafa_Fallon @AkaPaulHoward Would be funnier to beat Arsenal. 😂
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@AkaPaulHoward Playing Arsenal in the final. Heard it here first.
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@DavQuinn Oh I thought you were talking about cultural distinctiveness
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Opening the pubs on #GoodFriday stripped Ireland of another bit of cultural distinctiveness. It was a grubby, materialistic, crass thing to do dressed up in the clothes of 'progress'.
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@Rafa_Fallon @KarlBrophy @realBobbyHealy Hi Wesley, thank you for contacting us. Is your query related to delayed bag? twitter.com/messages/compo…
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Great move .@AerLingus . A much appreciated addition to your already great service.
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