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Pretzel Pizza Enthusiast
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Pretzel Pizza Enthusiast
@RaisedByCableTV
I’m probably the problem.
Louisiana! Присоединился Şubat 2026
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No one ever gives China shit for being an economic superpower who doesn’t go far into the World Cup. Just the USA.
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@titopuccettic Do y’all watch AAA on that screen too?
Mexico is winning in 2026.
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No muchachos, México supera cada día a la Inteligencia Artificial 😂
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The average American isn't xenophobic like our leadership would have you believe.
The average American just wants to share in irresponsibly eating our food and irresponsibly drinking our alcohol with foreigners visiting our country.
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@Eric_Gonzalez__ Let Southern University travel with the US National Team during World Cup
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I have ideas that would change soccer in the US forever. PUT THE DAMN BAND IN THE STANDS!
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@BBLPERRY Losing most of our action hero characters to Australia wasn’t going to stand much longer, mate…
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Losing to the USA is the single most embarrassing result in Australian history
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@EricLDaugh Yeah, it’s almost like we stand to gain from letting other cultures in and interacting with/learning from them...
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🚨 NOW: Americans are noticing that Japanese World Cup fans are doing MASS CLEANUPS of AMERICAN STADIUMS after the match
"In Japan, we are taught to clean up in school"
Thug cultures destroy and ravage, others clean and build!
This is why we LOVE JAPAN! PURE CLASS ACT! 🇺🇸🇯🇵
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@CultureCrave So when I see those obviously fake Rizz videos, those dummies are wearing these glasses
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New look at Snapchat’s Specs AR glasses
• Costs $2195
• $SNAP stock price dropped immediately after the announcement
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@followingmybody The book, like the hallways, is much bigger on the inside…
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@jbillinson I’m jealous you wrote this joke. It’s perfect.
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You couldn’t make The Office today. NBCUniversal owns those rights and they’d take your ass right to court.
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Statement regarding Brendan Sorsby.
Long Live the Matadors!
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@peterhilborn @TheAndyCortez The republicans would hate that as a campaign slogan….
So let’s use it!
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Just let him run for President. Trump shits on the constitution constantly. Let us break the rules once as a treat.
🐝@beha_hun
Mamdani closed a $12B deficit in 132 days, fixed 100K+ potholes, secured millions for gig workers, fined corrupt landlords millions, raised snow workers to $30/hr, and violent crime hit historic lows. THIS IS WHAT A LEADER DOES!!
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@PropositoyVida Every dude in 10 years: "My wife bought me this out of the blue and I don't know why"
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Tomás Vega, ingeniero formado en el MIT, ha creado un dispositivo que permite a las personas con parálisis controlar teléfonos, tabletas y ordenadores solo con la lengua.
El dispositivo se coloca en el paladar y funciona como un trackpad inalámbrico.
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@CohenSite Just hand them each a couple bucks. Cut out the middle men.
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@BenStiller Everyone of your fans: “yeah, but that knicks documentary…you in the editing suite or nah”
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ITS A BEAUTIFUL DAY IN NEW YORK AND KNICKS ARE NBA CHAMPIONS AND IM WATCHING OUR GUYS DO ALL THE SHOWS AND LIFE IS GOOD TODAY
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Typical first doom scroll of the day:
My president is an asshole.
My country has funds for
War but can’t assist the poor.
My new favorite thing has been bought by a major corporation.
My favorite social media spots just tell me everything I’m a fan of sucks.
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@GovernorAnne and what ends up happening is people desperate for income in the working poor class will see classroom management for 42k as an option, but the passion for teaching won't be there. The mercenary babysitters are coming.
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I don’t like the term “teacher shortage” because there really isn’t a shortage of people who want to teach, there’s just a shortage of people willing to spend 70% of their instruction time on classroom management saying “You guys… you guys!!!” 500 times a day for $42,000 a year
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Or hear me out:
This is the group that needs to be moved to "the dead internet". They can rant and rave in a closed environment to billions of AI chat bots without any repercussions.
Daniel Gerke@drgerke1
It would be *much* more socially transformative to ban social media for over-65s
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