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Anne 🐗🐍🦃

@GovernorAnne

Phoenix Apologist | Competent Huntress | Forever in Blue Jeans

602 Katılım Temmuz 2019
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Anne 🐗🐍🦃
Anne 🐗🐍🦃@GovernorAnne·
Trickiest part of the talking stage is when you have to be like “Oh I would fully expect you to convert to Catholicism, it would save us tens if not hundreds of thousands of dollars on tuition once our kids are born. By the way I picked out our kids’ schools already”
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Visitor@jcroisunfois·
@GovernorAnne ...so he was just spiking drinks for the love of the game?
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@jcroisunfois They just pretend to be the heroic boyfriend or whatever and haul you outta there. My cousin and I were incredibly lucky we had my bf there, and that my bf noticed pretty quick how Roofie Guy dipped as soon as my bf came back, so he was prepared as soon as he saw how weird it was
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Anne 🐗🐍🦃@GovernorAnne·
@jcroisunfois I remember about ~30 minutes after that before it all went black. My poor bf and cousin had to carry me out. Then my cousin went down and my bf had to put both of us in an uber. A year later, met a girl in a bar bathroom who had met the same guy, same bar, same experience
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Anne 🐗🐍🦃@GovernorAnne·
@Timstillherelol Lmao men make jokes about rape and abuse every goddamn day and when a woman does it yall are immediately like “Actually maybe misogyny is justified” Chick’s obviously nuts and what she did was so clearly wrong it doesn’t need to be deliberated, that is the conceit of the joke
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Tim@Timstillherelol·
Women will claim victim hood all day long, but when a woman is an abuser they think it's funny. You know what, I really really don't blame misogynists anymore. Hell, it's a goddamn surprise more men don't categorically hate women.
Anne 🐗🐍🦃@GovernorAnne

@Timstillherelol Get a load of this guy who can’t take a joke. Female behavior

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Anne 🐗🐍🦃@GovernorAnne·
@jcroisunfois My mom wasn’t fully at fault this time bc I started my period at a young age so who’s to say if she would’ve eventually sat me down but I will say she was averse to telling me literally anything about my body throughout the entirety of puberty so I’d guess she wouldn’t have
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Visitor@jcroisunfois·
@GovernorAnne my mom for some reason not only never told me what a period was but pretended she didn't have one why did she do that. that's so weird. why would someone do that.
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@_carmen_dioxide @emilykmay If he were actually hot this whole scenario would be 1000% more sympathetic to me like wow okay I imagine it’s very hard to imagine yourself worthy of an awesome super hot guy but like. That man has abusive stepdad physiognomy
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emily may@emilykmay·
it is a toxic thing to commit your life to someone that you fundamentally believe you are not worthy of. it poisons the relationship and creates a power dynamic where one partner is constantly trying to earn their place, it is terrible to be with someone who hates themselves!
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@Ripamaru I got my period ridiculously early like 9 or 10 so nobody had thought to warn me because everybody figured I still had a couple years
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Anne 🐗🐍🦃@GovernorAnne·
I would’ve been at the town council meeting every week advocating for Clifford the big red dog to be put down
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Anne 🐗🐍🦃@GovernorAnne·
All I'm saying is if I really wanted to try cheating on my wife, I would make sure she was in a position where the thought of having to leave me was such a physical, emotional, and financial burden that I could pretty much just ask her pretty please and she's reluctantly say yes
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