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@Simon_Ingari 👎Confirmation that these expectations align with my official job description, dated (insert date) Employees that use their job description as a crutch ALWAYS turn out to be underperformers. You should seek to expand the ways you can impact the business & help your company win.

The moment you're put on a performance improvement plan, most people panic. Try not to do that, and instead, send this email: Subject : PIP Acknowledgment and Request for Clarification Thank you for meeting with me today regarding the performance improvement plan. To ensure that I fully understand the expectations, I’m requesting written clarification on the following information: 1. Specific, measurable metrics for success during this period. 2. A timeline and the frequency of feedback meetings. 3. The resources or support that will be provided to help me succeed. 4. Confirmation that these expectations align with my official job description, dated (insert date). I’m committed to meeting these goals, and I want to ensure we have a clear, documented understanding. Please provide this information in writing within 48 hours so I can begin immediately. Thank you.

If they put you on a PIP, send this email within 24 hours:

@Lane_Kiffin @LSUfootball If by "exciting" you mean our 25th portal WR, my body is ready.

Today is going to be so exciting ⁦@LSUfootball⁩ You have been waiting for exactly this 🐅

2025 is 100% complete.

@Lane_Kiffin @JuiceKiffin Our tiger is looking thick as a brick

@CasualReb Great idea casual Reb. Fill those cavernous archways of history with something other than cobwebs.

I need to get something about Lane Kiffin off my chest: we all need to move the fuck on from him and his bullshit. We enjoyed some amazing highs, and his departure was beyond fucked up and unforgivable. But that doesn’t mean we need to keep engaging with his tweets, talking about him out of spite, or anything relating to him. We’re past that now. We need to MOVE ON with our new coach, our unrecognized team, and this incredible opportunity that lies before us. Remember: history is written by the victors; it’s on all of US to help cement it in the archways of history. Forward Rebels!

@BradLoganCOTE I love to hear that Brad. The first time I heard him speak in front of the team as the new HC, it reminded me a lot of my 8th grade Social Studies teacher.

I’ve listened to a lot of press conferences in my life with Ole Miss coaches. Today’s with Pete Golding was the best I’ve ever heard.

@RussLatino Russ.. I hope you find peace.

A “mid-tier” “little brother” program with a committed coach just proved it could win it all. Let’s go Hoosiers! More Cignettis, fewer Lanes.

@KeithLuvsDelta8 I hate that you feel like that Big Gucci

The LSU fan base has to be the largest gathering of special ed people on the planet.

@ungratefulrebel sorry for your loss

@Rebel_J11 Let it out Jenna the Rebel. You will heal in time.

Wow LSU nowhere to be found

we have national championships btw

@BrennonChapman Sorry for your loss and your strong feelings Brennon. Stay strong.

Following this he proceeded to say: Players wanted him to stay (lie) Fans almost forced him off the road (lie) LSU offered more NIL (lie) He didn’t give an ultimatum (lie) He found out Sunday he couldn’t coach playoffs (lie) Acting like a victim. But that’s what narcissists do

@MrNeckmuscles Thank you for this critical insight DK neckmuscles

Can I be honest with everyone? Ole Miss had the #1 Transfer portal class in 2024, because the following players were #1 in the portal at their position Walter Nolen Princely Umanmielen Trey Amos Chris Paul Jr They didn’t come for Lane Kiffin…

@SpursTedLasso Thank you for your insight and brief recap Ted Lasso

Lol let’s do a short recap of Lane’s lies in a single presser today- Proven by multiple reporters: - LSU NIL “clearly” the best - Didn’t know he couldn’t coach playoffs until 8:30 AM Sunday Broke Ted’s bullshit detector: - that he spoke to God - that he was ran off the road

@RebelSportsTalk Dear Old Miss Sports, you’re re hurting. Let it out.

@2MKJ7 You’re hurting Matt

Interesting…. Probably for the best that alleged 2020 traffic stop never made the light of day

@Will_N11 Sorry for your loss Will

I can’t wait to watch this go south quickly

@DuragRebel Sorry for your loss Durag Rebel

@clowfb Dear Chris, sorry for your loss.

Lot of differing takes out there on Lane Kiffin leaving Ole Miss for LSU, but one that is false is that he was getting a big raise to go to LSU. Ole Miss was prepared to pay him just as much and was also going to put together a similar financial package to help build a roster.