Mr. Schwizzle

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Mr. Schwizzle

Mr. Schwizzle

@Random483297

Присоединился Ağustos 2022
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Mr. Schwizzle
Mr. Schwizzle@Random483297·
@_S_choir That’s true. I had great grades but I regret not making more connections and honing my network game. Great grades make great cogs at Kirkland but the moneymakers work the room.
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Christian
Christian@_S_choir·
@Random483297 There’s 20-30 years to meet people once you’re in the profession. There’s only 3 years to get good grades.
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Mr. Schwizzle
Mr. Schwizzle@Random483297·
@BoringBiz_ Yeah but the roommate being a dude on the ground with a guitar is so on point
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Boring_Business
Boring_Business@BoringBiz_·
This NYT article is an absolute joke Call it for what it is They are not choosing. They are forced to because they cannot afford to otherwise We have completely priced the younger generation out of housing and family formation History will not look back at us kindly
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Mr. Schwizzle
Mr. Schwizzle@Random483297·
@ProfHockeyYT BUT PROFESSOR - we don’t have anyone like that. Or do we….
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ProfessorHockey
ProfessorHockey@ProfHockeyYT·
Ryan Ufko, an undersized defenseman who is a former 4th round draft pick and has put up great numbers in the AHL, is running the Predators second power play unit. Really makes you think…
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Mr. Schwizzle
Mr. Schwizzle@Random483297·
@Sheng_Peng Hi I’m here for the fire warso. Am I early? Lmk when we start
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Sheng Peng
Sheng Peng@Sheng_Peng·
Good goal
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Mr. Schwizzle
Mr. Schwizzle@Random483297·
@kathrynw5 What about a homeless guy lying across three seats and shitting himself? Let’s see how brave you really are.
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Kathryn Watson
Kathryn Watson@kathrynw5·
I finally did it, I picked up the backpack of someone taking up two seats on a standing room only train, handed it to them and said “you can hold this so someone can sit, thank you.” A woman immediately sat. I will absolutely keep doing this
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Mr. Schwizzle
Mr. Schwizzle@Random483297·
@megswfries I’ve worked at two top-10 firms. CapM is where we’d sent the associates who couldn’t do anything else so, maybe their brains don’t work the same as other lawyers.
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myverse
myverse@megswfries·
I normally work within niche teams at law firms and man I DO not understand how associates in Capital Markets and Project-Infrastructure teams function with like 4 hours of a sleep a day
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Dear Son.
Dear Son.@DearS_o_n·
What’s a “boring” skill that secretly gives a man huge advantage in life?
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nazzo
nazzo@nazzobetweeting·
if you put your fucking BACKPACK in the overhead storage bin on a FULL TRANSCONTINENTAL FLIGHT you deserve to be put on the no-fly list forevermore
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Mr. Schwizzle
Mr. Schwizzle@Random483297·
@ryanmckeen Most lawyers just want to be plugged into the biglaw or in house machine and be fed work to do. They couldn’t care less about running the business. Anyone interested should just take the initiative and read Foonberg.
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Ryan McKeen
Ryan McKeen@ryanmckeen·
Every law school in the country should have a course on the business of law. Most don't. Then everyone acts surprised when smart people graduate and have no idea how to run a practice or make a dollar.
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Murray Hill Guy
Murray Hill Guy@MurrayHillGuy1·
Friend has a date tonight with this chubby chick… what we thinking?
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Mr. Schwizzle
Mr. Schwizzle@Random483297·
@BoringBiz_ Normies can’t comprehend billing 3k hours. The pandemic was insane we had associates hospitalized from exhaustion
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Boring_Business
Boring_Business@BoringBiz_·
Have a few friends who have been restructuring and bankruptcy lawyers at Kirkland for a few years now I never thought it was possible, but they legitimately have worse hours and work life balance than investment bankers Talking around the clock work past midnights, weekends, and holidays. Very little room for personal life At some point, the money is not even worth it anymore
Short Squeez@shortsqueeznews

BREAKING: Law firm Kirkland is defying the private equity slowdown with a record $11.1 million partner pay for 2025. Kirkland became the first law firm to break $10 billion in annual revenues last year, advising on more than $800 billion of M&A deals in 2025.

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ProfessorHockey
ProfessorHockey@ProfHockeyYT·
I’ll be honest guys…Nick Leddy actually played pretty well in this first period
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Mikita Zakharau
Mikita Zakharau@MikitaZakh8531·
@ByronMBader “What are you talking about? We have Nick Leddy - future Norris Trophy winner” - Ryan Warsofsky
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Byron Bader
Byron Bader@ByronMBader·
Cagnoni could be pretty good. Good odds. San Jose should call him up IMO.
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Mr. Schwizzle
Mr. Schwizzle@Random483297·
@ByronMBader Fans have been begging for this all season. Instead, Nick Leddy will dress.
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Mr. Schwizzle
Mr. Schwizzle@Random483297·
@NoblesLawFirm @bankertobuilder Is there a way you can get some like Floating white particulate in the space or like white smoke so that the white really fills all of the space? Would be much better
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Mason Home Builder
Mason Home Builder@bankertobuilder·
A modern twist on an old classic We turned this 1960s conversation pit living room into a modern beauty What do you think?
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Mr. Schwizzle
Mr. Schwizzle@Random483297·
@strowhiro In nyc you get 2 pinches per year and most use them on st patty’s
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Michelle Strowhiro
Michelle Strowhiro@strowhiro·
Just a reminder: don’t pinch your coworkers. Even if they’re not wearing green. There is no St. Patrick’s Day affirmative defense to harassment or assault. This has been a PSA from your friendly neighborhood employment lawyer.
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lev 🇵🇸
lev 🇵🇸@abookofsymbols·
nobody understands the “McDonalds coffee too hot” tort case and it bugs me so much. a 79 year old woman suffered third degree burns on 6% of her skin when she spilled the coffee she just bought! she was right!
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