Mysterion

Reminder to many: Check your emotions at the door before checking your charts. Emotions build love, not portfolios. #stockmarket #crypto #bouncy. $AMC $GME $BTC $ETH $SOL

@WhiteHouse @BrandonHRN89 Yet again, he’s doing the double jerk off…

LOCKED IN MODE: ACTIVATED 🇺🇸🔥 It’s Monday. No excuses. Just wins. 🦅

Trump has said gas pries will soon drop when the Iran war ends.

@Gemini My daughter’s 13th birthday.

JUST IN: Today is 4/20

@FT I almost believed the headline until I saw: “says Donald Trump”. Now I know it’s a bullshit report. Trump is a dumb ass full of very hot air. Fuck him.

Good morning, Asia. While you were sleeping, our most-read story was about the US attack on an Iranian-flagged cargo vessel, which sparked threats of retaliation from Tehran. ft.trib.al/owDmpOH

The #Trumps are gonna need all the money they can extract out of the #crypto and #stock #markets to pay for their legal fees and prison bail. Fuck Trump and his entire bloodline.

@hashjenni Fuck Bone Spurs Jr. and his dad.

Will America have the balls to prosecute Baron Trump for fraud and insider trading?

@unusual_whales Eat a Dick, Pentagon Pete.

Hegseth: "A note to the American media. I just can't help but notice the endless stream of garbage, the relentlessly negative coverage you cannot resist peddling despite the historic and important success of this effort and the success of our troops. Sometimes it's hard to figure out what side some of you are actually on. It's incredibly unpatriotic."

@WhiteHouse #TACO and Bone Spurs Jr.

"...We’re offering a very fair and reasonable DEAL, and I hope they take it because, if they don’t, the United States is going to knock out every single Power Plant, and every single Bridge, in Iran. NO MORE MR. NICE GUY..." - President Donald J. Trump

@FT Precisely why the pentagon wanted unfettered access… Fuck Pentagon Pete.

Anthropic’s new Mythos AI model is raising concern among governments and companies that it could outpace current cyber security defences, turbocharge hacking and expose weaknesses faster than they can be fixed ft.trib.al/rsIUBtD

@DougAMacgregor @KimDotcom Called it. x.com/randomdadshit/…

CONFIRMED: Strait of Hormuz officially closed, Iran attacks multiple commercial vessels.

Ya think he's gonna start quoting this next?

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JD Vance: "People don’t have any idea how bad the corruption is in Washington DC"

@KekiusElonus CSO = Chief Shitcoin Officer

🚨 $WLFI TEAM MEMBER PULLED OFF A $9 MILLION HEIST Only one member of the $WLFI team made $9 million in just one year all funded by WLFI investors. This is a major figure within the group. He moved to Puerto Rico and spends millions on watches and luxury cars. While investors suffer losses, they’re living in luxury. @justinsuntron @EricTrump @worldlibertyfi @ZachWitkoff

President Trump will be reading the Bible, specifically 2 Chronicles 7:11–22, in the Oval Office on Tuesday, April 21, between 6 p.m. and 7 p.m. ET.

@WhiteHouse @POTUS @SecKennedy @joerogan How are those #epstein files going? How’s that investigation? #TrumpEpsteinDistraction

Today, President Donald J. Trump took historic action to remove barriers on psychedelic treatments for serious mental illness — delivering new hope to millions of Americans, especially our veterans. 🇺🇸

@WhiteHouse @POTUS @SecKennedy @joerogan

@CBSNews @olivialarinaldi He’s a chicken shit little bitch. @realDonaldTrump is completely worthless and has no idea what’s going on. Fuck him.

President Trump declined to answer CBS News' @olivialarinaldi’s question on reports of Iranian gunboats shooting at vessels in the Strait of Hormuz Saturday morning. This comes after the United Kingdom Maritime Trade Operations Centre announced there were apparent attacks on ships in the strait, with the British military confirming two Iranian gunboats fired at a tanker.

@YourAnonOne Fucktrumpistan

If you could name the first city on Mars, what would it be called?