Reginald “Smoking that Reggie” Gurt

If you’re still taking unprotected shits on public shitters you’re disgusting

@TampaTomThomp YouTube history docs on the back porch while having 7 beers in early spring with some background Led Zeppelin could honestly make me nut my pants

@thatbadboyray @CaptainJoshuab He carried 500 pounds of guns and ammunition up 32 flights. There’s also body cam footage that is wiped off the internet that says the window was not broken. Look up the helicopter theory and the videos. His brother also said Stephen would never do it and was found with 95 tb CP.

@CaptainJoshuab Well if u really wanna get into it the cat had what 23 guns or some shit I just truthfully cannot believe that was a one man job idc

Conspiracy theory dox This is no where near a complete list

@SamBeau1972 The first time is the scouting report and if she’s clean I’m shooting green

Anyone else a proud ass eater?

@BenRiceEnjoyer @Nifemi205 @ronnie_tookay @HancockHarBBN I feel guilty in the moment but anything is better than nothing, as long as there’s consistency

@Nifemi205 @ronnie_tookay @HancockHarBBN True, I always look back and kick myself in the ass for not going harder, but even the 30 min workouts keep me cut and ready to ramp up whenever ready

There’s just no chance I ever workout while having a real job

@tigertowntrash Might want to root for a diet #watchdox

Texas won auburn won spurs won happy mf Saturday

nudes are overrated show me ur notes app

@zzachchad Absolutely #mid list Z. Filler words

Lmk what i missed. In no particular order

@TheBagMachine I fucking hate you

@TheBagMachine @BigIronHank @danthedonjohn “The bag machine” shut up faggot

@BigIronHank @danthedonjohn Ur in bouse bud and you would look at the ground when speaking to me in person

Since everyone is #selfdoxxing thought I’d hop on the wave. Me and this bird chilling

@thatbadboyray Bojack

Gun to your head #1 tv show ever

At work while my friends just started day drinking

@SweetPeaNephi Big John Golfs is such a loser

Top 50 things I hate

Hey girl, are you from Tennessee? Because I jerk off to your VSCO. #thanks

@donthurtemgirth Had a buddy who did this and he takes notes with crayons

Sometimes it’s hard to believe we made it into college

@akshayyburner This shit is so unfunny

Reaction farming in the GC is peak dawg

@DaveyScuba @MNDegen69 Throw yoochedda on there too

50 Things I hate. Inspired by @MNDegen69

@AdamPDocker Doc you might be retarted

I majorly fucked up it was an actual phone call I’m supposed to be at my first day of work right now

Greatest text I have ever received as I am violently hungover on a Monday

@stanthestroker Ants From Up There

Ok get some album recs up and moving for the afternoon thanks

@mizthoggy @feelallbetter @DubzBob It’s like looking in a mirror

@feelallbetter @DubzBob No but I am still good with computers to this day so overall it’s a win

When I was 13, I thought I was going to be the quarterback to bring the Browns to the Super Bowl