Rob Smith

@NathanH79 You, sir, are doing an incredible job. Thank you.

@SheffieldUnited Anel is probably the best signing. And yes, that includes Bash (and Egan)

I absolutely despise @gageykev politics, will never pay money at his hotel, but as a Sheffield United color commentator he's pretty good

@mattyoung87 @ArtyBianco Design. As a former EiC of massive magazines here, the old design was then, the new one is fantastic

@UjuAnya You’re a terrible person for your take in a moment of profound grief. But you still have a story to tell. Don’t be an idiot and let it slide bc you are toxic. This is simple. I’m no PR guru, but read the room for what you want to achieve and see achieved.

Piers Morgan calling me “vile, disgusting moron” while his producer calling me for interview. Tufiakwa.

@garywhitta That goal was insane. Only him and Ibrahimovic could have scored it.

@BrBranscum43 Also, thoughts that you should leave as just thoughts! 🤣

Thoughts I have: I should start wearing overalls more.

@clintoris How to completely miss the point of 1000 years of history in one astonishingly dumb tweet.

Those scenes. 😍

@IrvineWelsh 1976 The Shay football ground. The trough… and the dead drunk guy laying in it, and people still using it. Ya gotta go, ya gotta go.

Thinking about the toilet scenes in the book and film of Trainspotting, what is the worst toilet you’ve ever used? The best tweet wins a copy of my new book #TheLongKnives

What is the "me claiming back my life" in a totally just rock way record that anyone can think of?

@jerware Not high enough? Not trying hard enough? C'mon, work it!

The problem with wearing an Apple Watch during a pinball tournament.

@garywhitta @michaelpachter As bad as they were, can't take away from how good @BrentfordFC were.

@garywhitta Declassified, he says? cnn.com/2022/08/12/pol…

@TheGoodLiars Is it because you were clearly stealing his watch?

Twenty seconds after this picture was taken Mike Lindell called us “an embarrassment to our country”

@piersmorgan It was compelling enough for a judge to sign a warrant and you know every syllable of that thing would have to be 1000% watertight. What more evidence do you need?

I realise this is absurd in today’s political climate but I think I’ll wait to learn actual facts about this FBI/Trump raid before rushing to tweet any firm conclusions about his culpability or otherwise.

@garywhitta He’ll be in SA for the LIV tournament in October and never come back

@Jonnysbc @SheffUnitedWay Oh wow. That is huge. Alongside Doyle, this is some fantastic loan business. Thx @ManCity

MCATEE ON LOAN ⚔️ We have been informed that, very well thought of, Manchester City attacking midfielder, James McAtee will be undergoing a medical at Bramall Lane, tomorrow. The deal is set to be a loan with no option to buy, as Manchester City rate him extremely highly.