clintoris

Eating the burger that makes you declare “what” and playing some Tetris of course

@bushhaver The besttttt

@clintoris And had an amazing time🤗

32 years old attending a 26 year old’s birthday party

Well really he’s worth nothing because he’s worthless

Earth is a tea when you soft block society

@offbeatorbit With the Sophie shirt…………..

And pariah in the background. I’m howling man 😭

I’m at the theater where they let white girls chew on the seats

If the topic is not sufjan stevens I really don’t give a fuck actually

Pinching my nipples when I wanna give up on the stair master

(realizing a guy stopped listening 4 minutes into me talking about how I’m in my applesauce and Sudoku era) Wowwwww. he must be addicted to pornography

@sharpayandryans Having visions of blocks trickling down is just part of being goated

@clintoris i’m scared to play tetris bc if i play a game all day i start playing it when i close my eyes to go to sleep. minesweeper very much

Tetris improving memory capacity, reducing PTSD symptoms, reducing cravings for addictive behaviors… yeah I’m thinking that’s my goat

@vbarbari Scientifically backed!

@clintoris I had a phase where I played all day everyday and was hitting the most ridiculous numbers Best year of my life mentally ……..

@ChampagneNoona You won’t regret it

@clintoris Let me clock in

Me getting addicted to Tetris to curb my addictive behaviors

Wake up? Tetris. Post up? Tetris. Ride around in it? Tetris!

Can’t stop playing Tetris so when I’m not playing Tetris I’m thinking about playing Tetris

forgot to share the good news- landed my dream job a few days ago!!! I’m officially ghostwriting tweets for a straight comedian whose whole thing is pretending to be gay!!! I think I’m going to really kill this

She asked me to post this

Everyone is being so mean to him as if he did not do us a great service by eating Kyle rittenhouse