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@TheRealHoarse @SpiroAgnewGhost More like "Hershey" Walker. Nothing but chocolate pudding in that skull.

Georgia Republicans just nominated this man as their candidate for the United States Senate.

@CalltoActivism @AOC Hell, let him go. Anyone in that building is already a confirmed p.o.s.

BREAKING: AOC calls on Ted Cruz to CANCEL his appearance at the NRA event tomorrow. Who agrees with @AOC? ✋

@knappshack @Super70sSports

@Super70sSports How about getting Hamm's beer in a major league stadium. From the land of sky blue water, baby

Baseball players in shorts stacking cases of beer. Take that, every other decade.

@jefftimmer If we make doors criminal, only criminals will have doors.

Door control is needed. Stat.

@davelevora @JLevora Easy now.

UPDATE: I did, in fact, drain my battery. Thanks to @JLevora for the jump this morning

No, YOU’RE the one crying in YOUR car right now! I need to knock it off or I’m gonna drain my battery.

@hwinkler4real When technology becomes compromised, just bop it with the side of your fist.

this is sad ..LAND LINES will become very important in the future ,,when communications are compromised

@thedailybeast "It's not fair! Do you know who my daddy is?"

Just minutes before Matt Gaetz went on Tucker Carlson the night it was revealed he was under investigation for sex crimes, he was yelling at the FBI trib.al/K8iIXzI

@john_atkinson @apbenven Hey, someone's gotta slip on the banana peel and Telemundo mug to the camera.

Kate McKinnon was the best part of SNL — hands down. 10 awesome years.

@apbenven That magical woman routinely spun garbage into gold.

@jefftimmer He exerts his own gravitational pull as evidenced by the smaller assholemoons orbiting him at precise intervals.

He has distinct weather patterns and could be divided into time zones

@RonMorse @davelevora @darrenachoradio Nah, too busy relaxin'.

@davelevora Congrats! Maybe the earlier time will allow @darrenachoradio to catch an episode?

Catch an all new Brewed at its NEW time! We’re moving to 6:30, Saturday nights on WQAD!

@_MamaHawk_ @tommylang1630 The resilience. You can't tell me he's not out there right now making a difference.

The perfect SNL sketch, according to Rick Sanchez.

@tobymorton @SpiroAgnewGhost @EliseStefanik

@RonFilipkowski Hope the publisher accepts submissions in crayon.

Trump says he is busy writing a book called, ‘The Crime of the Century’ about how the presidency was supposedly stolen from him.

@MattGertz @SpiroAgnewGhost Giggling like a haughty little girl again. The wittiest retort one can expect from our Masculinity documentarian.

That was two weeks ago. Carlson responded at the most detailed handling of his promotion of "replacement theory" to date by laughing . The latest white supremacist slaughter won't even slow him down -- Monday's show will be a grievance-fest about how people are unfair to him.

Yesterday, a white supremacist spewing the “great replacement” conspiracy theory mainstreamed by Fox News’ biggest star Tucker Carlson killed 10 people in Buffalo. Tomorrow, Fox holds its upfronts presentation, where it will tell media buyers to ignore that and keep buying ads.

@AdamParkhomenko Thinking like Fossils, at least.

I don’t know who this Lyft driver is but he deserves an award and a seat in Congress.

@SpiroAgnewGhost Blood cancer makes you uncontrollably twitch?

Putin ‘very ill with blood cancer’, Russian oligarch recorded saying | The Independent independent.co.uk/news/world/eur…

@HoneyBee0545 @RonFilipkowski

@RonFilipkowski He got under her skin constantly, she showed just how unprofessional she really was. Just like taking a job at MSNBC while still being the Press Secretary. Little conflict of interest there. Doocy clearly was the better of the two

He took his beatings like a man and never got tired of coming back for more. I’ll give him that.