The Man from the Wood Esq.

@ASPolice Nothing moving. Where are your offices please? Sunning themselves at Love saves the day?

Now being ordered to turn round.

@ASPolice We are currently stopped on the A4174 Bristol ring road near Short woods by one of your traffic cars. Any idea what is happening please?

I support workers going on strike. They are not alone in this struggle, and I stand with them in their efforts to improve workplaces. pic.twitter.com/U8wTlxTqPP #TogetherWeRise via @unisontheunion

@trussliz, tax cuts won’t help the people struggling the most. Only pay rises will. We need pay rises, not pay cuts.#EndThePayCrisis #EmergencyBudget #MiniBudget Please share. Send a tweet to the PM or Chancellor - unsn.uk/COLtwit

@Guymowbray There are 2 working transporter bridges. The one in Middlesbrough and the other in Newport. However one exists in Runcorn but it's fallen into disrepair. There's another one in London Docklands, but the transporter part was never completed - Mark, Bristol

@CopernicusNic1 @GillianKeegan Don't forget to say sorry as well.😜

@GillianKeegan Next time when an electrician will come over my house,I will not switch of the fuse box. If he will get electric shock , I will just say ERROR OF JUDGEMENT ON MY SIDE. God almighty 🤦🏻‍♂️.

Earlier today, ahead of a planned visit I took a precutionary LFD test which gave a positive result. I am now isolating at home and fortunately feel fine. 1/3

@GillianKeegan Incompetence and lies! Even the knuckle dragging, ignorant racist, selfish pondlife Daily Fail and Scum readers who keep you in power are beginning to see through them. No doubt you'll be resigning immediately? NOT! But the rules don't apply to you, do they?

I should have immediately ended the meeting and on reflection this was an error of judgment on my part. I fully recognise the importance of following the letter and spirit of the policies, so want to be upfront about what happened and to apologise for the mistake I made. 3/3

This is appalling.

After all the sacrifices the people of this country have made, they’re laughing at us. Pretty unforgivable.

@metrobusBristol Service this morning has whole of M3 bus top deck closed because ONE seat broken. The same driver left early so we missed the bus on the return journey. #jobsworths

Service update - m3 Due to pedestrian access to & from the stop at Emersons Green being blocked by works, the m3/m3x will instead be serving the bus stop at Sainsbury's (adjacent to the petrol station). This is until further notice. ^ab

The Beech Inn,Chorlton. Very attractively and well maintained pub from the outside,and friendly within. It's in a slightly more set back & quieter area of Chorlton, but still with many supporting venues nearby. All day opener,with food menu,snug area to the right. Had cask!

@r1tch2e Resigning

I was watching Americas Got Talent last night. A child dance group were auditioning, Simon asked the girls what would you spend your winnings on? A girl around 13 said "medical bills because I was born with Spina Bifida" That ladies & gentleman is why we MUST fight for our NHS

Huge congratulations to the Prime Minister for introducing something that has only existed for the entirety of my career in criminal law. And well done The Express for this sensational scoop. #FakeLaw

@WeirdBristol Pembrokeshire defo!

I am currently not in Bristol. But who can guess where I am?

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• A 15% pay rise for our NHS health workers would cost £5bn, annually. • UK Billionaires added £100bn+ to their wealth during the pandemic Clearly, a wealth tax is needed.

Just spent an enjoyable hour on Twitter watching some good folk (mainly in US) claiming theirs arms are magnetised due to the vaccine, presumably because of the chip. We haven't developed a vaccine against stupid yet.