SamThe2Minuteman

@shotgunwillie7 Retard

Decided to shake it up a little. Decent pick

@TheRealRBarry x.com/GiFShitpost/st…

Pop Watson with an important message for fans here at today’s spring game “We gon fuck the MAC” Put that on a t-shirt…..

@TheRealRBarry That 17 people go fuckinggggg wild. Pop Watson is retard. I wish it was him at the umass hotel.

@senortilt @TomDwan @junglemandan @BryceHall Who did you suck first

last night we randomly decided to celebrate 4/20 by smoking nonstop from 5p PT and battling @TomDwan @junglemandan and @BryceHall heads up. We streamed for 5 hours. It felt like the good old days of poker. Dan is donating $4k to charity, Bryce $2.5k and I’m matching both (send ideas). We need to do this more.

@TheRyanFeldman @warriors @StephenCurry30 I bet you were looking for cock feldman

Here for the ride @warriors @StephenCurry30 I’m here to witness greatness — memories last a lifetime Back at it again tonight 🙌

@UMassMBB @Jclayton_13 Man what an absolute fucking bucket this guy is. 3.9 ppg HOLY SHIT this dude is going to make the 4 rows in section H rattle

Welcome to UMass, @Jclayton_13 🙌 Clayton comes to Amherst after three years at Northwestern. This past season, he played in 31 games (with 10 starts) while averaging 18.2 minutes and 3.9 points per game, shooting 41.0 percent from 3-point range. #Flagship🚩

@Jclayton_13 De commit ASAP RETARD

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@senortilt Gay

fam pulls up to a carnival free throw game. They have a grand prize of a SpongeBob shaped banana. Only 1. You have to sink 4 out of 5 free throws in 1 attempt. I make first, miss second, drill 3 in a row to take it down. My kids go nuts. Better feeling than any poker hand I’ve ever played.

Hey @Nick_Palma1010 you’ve had many encounters with @martinkabrhell. Watching him on tv he just looks like he smells due to his greasy hair and same clothes? Any comments? #gettingballsstuckonakidsplayground

@EdmontonOilers Who’s slurping these studs

Do you know the way to San Jose? 🤔 #LetsGoOilers

@APeikenVegas @PokerNews This dude rapes kids

I’m excited to be joining @PokerNews officially as a full time video producer, after having them as a freelance client for the past few years. I’ve been all around the world with them, working alongside my favorite people in poker media - this is a dream job!

@DeanWende1 @FightMA01003 @VerbalCommits Retard

NEWS: UMass F Charles Outlaw has entered the transfer portal. JUCO transfer averaged 1.5/1.0 in 8 games this season.

@senortilt Man write something funny. Do you have ass crack hair?

@SamGetsCheeks Did you mean to post this on your mom’s x ?

I like starting my days with a coffee and a notebook. Dumping everything that is on my mind onto paper before I hit the phone / email / social media helps a lot It is easier to think clearly without screen

@JoeHurlburt23 @3BidLeaguePod @CitadelHoops This dude def tries to blow his teammates

@UMassFootball @CoachMaxWarner This guy 100% rapes kids

Leadership. Toughness. @CoachMaxWarner | #Flagship 🚩

@allcasinoaction Just show us your girls pussy lips

Donald Trump kinda reminds me of a male Joan Rivers.

@dylan_shal0m @FightMA01003 Wasn’t he the guy who tried to suck dudes near McGuirk?

News: UMass Freshman G/F Bilal Osman has entered the transfer portal. Osman red-shirted this season

@Nick_Palma1010 Yah @MeekyBeeky you fucking idiot

Everybody wanna shine but nobody wanna grind...