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If Twitter dies, let's all buy condos in the same complex, sit out on our patios, and scream our Tweets at each other.
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@SamRC1987
Senior Copyeditor ✏️❌ | Puzzle Solver 🧩 | History Enthusiast 📜 | Avid Reader 📚 | Aspiring Author 🖋️ | Coffee Epicure ☕ | Verified Nerd 🤓 | '90s Kid 🎮📼💾
New England, USA 🇺🇸 Присоединился Aralık 2012
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Not bragging, but it cost me a little over $30 to fill my gas tank.
...I neglected to mention that my tank was half-full at the time.
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@skulleeroz1217 Point is it's a sh*t ton, or $3.99/gallon.
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@SamRC1987 @ATRightMovies Waterworld…… ooooppps sorry just had to throw that in there. Key word here is throw, as in throw away
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Walking with car keys in your pocket is an inexpensive way to sound like a cowboy wearing spurs.
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@SamRC1987 Whadda you mean inexpensive? (You gotta buy the car!) 😎
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If Artemis II didn't listen to "Goodnight Moon" narrated by Christopher Walken whilst they were up there, then the entire mission was a failure.
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@skulleeroz1217 I think it should still be told "good night."
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If you're marrying me, just know that I plan on proposing with a first edition of a classic book, instead.
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@theepicmap Expensive and traffic-jammed, but also scenic and historic.
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