Secret Agent Oreo
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Secret Agent Oreo
@SecretAgentOreo
A cookie that sees more than black and white and is for true justice. Follow if you dare. I like some NSFW art and stuff.
At all local supermarkets Присоединился Mart 2018
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@bnushtird This one may be the scariest version I've seen.
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@MaestroHR @MLBHR Missed putting something on him by seconds.
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@UnderdogMLB Right fielders showing off to start the season.
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@MikeWill_0 @TheFreakyGent @cienice_ Then they can't get upset when the internet trolls them or calls them out.
I'd do their jobs for a decent fraction of the price and would put out better analysis and commentary.
That's how bad they are.
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This is real reason #they be yapping about him getting an agent ever chance they get. Because no one could confirm/leak his attendance, so Dan ends up taking a guess and guessed wrong lmaooo.
Polymarket Sports@PolymarketSport
🚨JUST IN: Dan Orlovsky called out Lamar Jackson for not showing up to the first day of offseason workouts... Lamar Jackson was, in fact, there. ESPN deleted the clip about it
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@DrJillStein It must be election season again. She's trying to make herself relevant again.
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@MySportsUpdate Wait. Why wouldn't they sign Harbaugh's pro bowl right guard Daniel Faalele? The guy he put on the field every game in 2025 to protect Lamar Jackson? Saying he was his best?
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@CommentaryNope @DiccionarioVIP Freaking double tapped him. That was the second biker from seconds earlier.
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Este "chofer" tenía una manía contra los motociclistas y la descargó en este simulador.
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Couldn't have said it any better myself.
Kip Smithers@Chughes612
Lamar’s entire career has been people moving the goalposts every time they get the chance to. All because they got it wrong on draft night 8 years ago.
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@SXodium I JUST saw her in that video. You work fast.
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@Lai_luuu 15+ sack season incoming. 4 in one Bengals game.
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I still remember in one of his first interviews after the trade he specifically mentioned the facility 😭 he’s never practiced with real equipment fr lmaoooooo
Baltimore Ravens@Ravens
TREY 😤
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@QuietTomato I'd love to see Daisy just ignore Luigi's shyness and just sweep him off his feet.
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it would be funny if luigi in the next movie is even more clumsier and yet managed to win daisy quickly and already have a loving relationship, doing better than mario lol
🌌SwoopySwoopington🌌 | 💫MarioGalaxySpoilers💫@Missing_Sample2
#TheSuperMarioGalaxyMovie “A handshake?” In HD!
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Never seen this much coverage on someone not pulling up or actually pulling up to practice in April. Is Lamar the face of the league?
Ian Rapoport@RapSheet
It’s slow mo entrance season.
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@mrsalsays @Playbook Good luck. I have both of the Bridges bros on my ban list.
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@Sports_God47 @premefootball They had to dip back to the 2024-2025 season for a few of these.
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The Lamar hate train is something to behold.
ESPN starts the day criticizing Lamar Jackson for not showing up to voluntary offseason workouts in years past… then 30 minutes later, he shows up, and it’s complete silence.
Then GMF starts complaining about the Ravens working too hard and lifting weights on Day 1.
It’s really a damned if you do, damned if you don’t situation for Lamar and Baltimore.
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@AdamSchefter Does this type of coverage exist for other notable players for VOLUNTARY workouts, or is this purely a negative narrative to drag Lamar?
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More about Ravens QB Lamar Jackson, a no show for previous off-season workout programs, showing up for work today:
espn.com/nfl/story/_/id…
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@Ronrosco2 The last thing Lamar did was play an amazing game in the loss to the Steelers, putting his team in a position to win multiple times. Only to be sold out by his defense and kicker.
Meanwhile, Allen choked and they'll show nothing but highlights once the Bills start up.
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Lamar is the most disrespected QB in the NFL
Sportsguru Blade of Lamar Jackson@Sports_God47
@premefootball They showed a minute a low lights for a 3X first team all pro QB.
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@awfulannouncing Said this and then Lamar showed up less than 30 minutes later per the Ravens account's video.
The rush to be heard should cost jobs in this field.
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"This is the start of what should be Lamar's prime. And I'm not going to overreact to him not being there; maybe he gets there in the next day or two, but it certainly sounds like that's not going to be the case."
Dan Orlovsky shortly before Lamar Jackson showed up at Ravens offseason workouts
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@moonchild23580 Because women would rather be screwed over by a guy with red flags than be with a guy with green.
Will let a red flag mess with her mind and drop the green flag.
Will get impregnated by the red , dropped, and want to get back with green, who has moved on.
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Why???
A lot of men with green flags are actually single.
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