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Sushi Neko Mana
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Sushi Neko Mana
@SimplisticMo
Pokémon with a little sprinkle of smash bros/overwatch. Umbreon is easily the best Pokémon 😤 My husband the MTG fan and loving cat parent @trunnellstavern 💚
Chi Присоединился Haziran 2014
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Moms are not excited for sex just because they’re tired. Many mothers do want sex, want to feel that spark again but foreplay doesn’t start with a boob grab at 10:42 PM. It starts when someone else does bedtime so she can exhale. It starts when the dishes are already done, the counters are wiped, and she didn’t have to ask. It starts when he takes her face in his hands in the kitchen, and looks her in the eyes like she’s a person to be cherished. Foreplay isn’t physical; it’s foresight.
Cas 2.0🤭💕@cas_Reloaded
What’s your most unpopular opinion about sex?
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@TrunnellsTavern @OWCavalry Look how cute roadhog and dva are???
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@SimplisticMo @OWCavalry THESE are what get ya?!
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New #Overwatch Shop Bundle: Rainy Day 🌧️
Featuring skins for Sombra, Roadhog, DVa, Freja, and Anran.
🗓️ Set to release during Season 2.

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tracking the period cycles of your league duos can lead to increased winrates
i have 147 games of data on this.
my friend yuulu tweeted about it earlier because she finally saw the CRM i've been keeping on her for months.
overall winrate with her sits at 55.1%.
on period games? 52%.
off period? 57.5%.
that's a 5.5% delta over 5 tracked cycles with a 94.3% confidence.
the data doesn't lie. I have an excel with our accounts linked up to riots api and it pulls data based on kda, damage dealt & winrate.
during her period her aggression rating spikes to 8.6 out of 10 based on damage dealt and deaths.
that means during her period i'm playing TRISTANA.
rocket jumping into every fight.
matching her chaos with my chaos. if she's gonna flash forward i'm gonna flash forward with her.
we're both committing war crimes at the SAME TIME
off period? completely different player.
aggression drops to 4.85. plays calculated.
kda higher due to dying less.
best vision score. she's entering her peak janna phase.
so when she's off period i'm locking VAYNE. patient. scaling.
tumbling around and waiting for good opportunities to fight.
we play a slow methodical lane and farm up to late game. that's where we pop off.
the 57.5% winrate off period comes from this coordination.
we're not just playing league.
we're playing league AROUND her HORMONAL CYCLES.
most of you can't even tell when your duo is tilted after 3 games.
i can tell when mine is entering the pre-menstrual aggression window 3 days out based on over-aggressive timers alone.
her next cycle starts april 17th at 9:36am.
5.2 day duration estimated.
i've already shifted my youtube content creation strategy around this for viewers to be prepared for more Tristana commentaries.
this is the level of commitment required to climb with a duo.
you think you can just queue up with your friend and vibe your way to challenger? no. you need DATA.
you need ANALYSIS.
you need to know what play style she's locking BEFORE she locks it based on where she is in her cycle.
yuulu thought i was crazy when i told her the prediction. she opened her health app.
told me her app predicted her period to be between April 15th - April 19th.
my CRM beat her own body's tracking
Study the Saskio way

yuulu⚓🦭@yuululol
LMAO I FUCKING CANT BRO
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@nocontextscats @SimplisticMo
How you want to be
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Important to remember: Sony ALSO believed this and decided to sell it to Netflix for like 6 nickels Then Netflix just threw it up with NO marketing. The only reason KPDH did well was BECAUSE people talked about it. Thats why NOW we're getting McD collabs and Barbie Dolls
vale ☁️@giawrumi
disney: we can’t have a girl power movie sony: boooo watch and learn
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@Playmygames0 @SkaVorah I bet it has more to do with the fact that players hate playing against cat so she’s constantly banned. It’s lame, I wish she got more love
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@SkaVorah Dude they actually hate her. She's the only hero in the game rn without Universal emotes, all new characters in s1 got a legendary but her, she has no victory poses, emotes or highlight intros, and has 2 shitty epic skins
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@BriYosh_FR @doggyballsack He’s gonna post again in 2 mins
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