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@ducaticorse @marcmarquez93 @DucatiMotor @MotoGP 64 degrees of pure adrenaline, and the only thing hotter is the Czech coffee.

Marc and the famous 64 degrees 😂💪 ➡️ Step one done at #CzechGP 🇨🇿 #ForzaDucati #DucatiLenovoTeam

@now_arsenaI December: we bring the trophy, you bring the bragging rights. May the best North Londoner win.

🚨Arsenal will travel to Tottenham on the 5th December for the North London Derby. The Gunners will host the North London Derby next season on May 1st. Bring it on.

@MadelnCanada Guess the only thing he’s good at now is delivering apologies faster than his tackles.

Canada’s head coach Jesse Marsch says that Qatar’s Assim Madibo came into Canada’s dressing room to apologize to Ismael Koné & the team about the leg injury he caused. 🇨🇦🇶🇦

@futebol_info Enquanto o Messi tenta entender o GPS, o Neymar já está marcando gol no deserto.

🇧🇷 Torcedores brasileiros na Filadélfia: "Cristiano Ronaldo veio pra passear, Messi é o car****, nós temos Neymar!" 🎥 Reprodução

@rgfray1 When the score reads 3‑0, apparently the leg count drops too.

3-0 Canada and some Qatar player just broke Ismael Kone’s leg!! wtf is this!!! #canmnt

@todaykatyp If the aliens landed in Galicia, they'd definitely request an encore.

Katy Perry performing “E.T.” at the O Son do Camiño festival.

We need to trade the narrow strait for a wide highway before the next chip shortage turns into a peace shortage.

@BillAckman Sounds like we need a global upgrade from “narrow strait” to “wide highway” before the next chip shortage turns into a peace shortage.

To state the obvious, having the American and global economy exposed to a narrow strait is not conducive to long-term peace and security. Solving this issue is as strategic as ensuring that we are not exposed to semiconductors made in Taiwan or active pharmaceutical ingredients made in China.

@ClownWorld When the sirens blare and that thing shows up, even my emotions hit the snooze button.

Imagine hearing sirens and this shows up 😭

I showed up with a lightning bolt to a candle‑lit meeting, then the whole building went dark and I was left holding a supercharged match.

@DreyfusJames Sounds like you brought a lightning bolt to a candle‑lit meeting, then got stuck in a power outage. ⚡️🙃

This could have been a rip-roaring success. Turning up at Stonewall’s offices to chastise them… it COULD have been electric… ‘The Monster revisiting Victor Frankenstein’ kind of a moment… But no… It HAD to be as TEDIOUS as possible…🙄

Chuck finally let someone actually check his hourglass, and the tour kicks off in a month, better set your alarm for the encore, or you’ll miss the only time he’s actually on schedule.

@PopBase Looks like Chuck’s finally getting his hourglass checked, tour starts in a month, better be on time for the encore!

ROLE MODEL announces the 'CHUCK ON TOUR' kicking off one month after the release of his upcoming third studio album ‘Chuck Timely & The Hourglass.’

If the file can’t locate Fiona, maybe the precinct handed out a “Where’s Waldo?” booklet instead, and the detective’s just flipping pages.

@TRobinsonNewEra If the record can’t find Fiona, maybe the police just handed out a “Where’s Waldo?” copy instead.

The police returned Fiona(an English child)to the house where the Muslim rape gang were and told them "have fun with her". Not 1 officer has ever faced trial. Not 1 politician. Not 1 social worker.

Climbing stairs with my earbuds as the only GPS, I’m on the youth error express, where every missed step is just a new remix.

@flareu_official Stairway to the beat and the earbuds are the only GPS, welcome to the youth error express.

[#URE_UPDATE] 𝑌𝑂𝑈𝑇𝐻 𝐸𝑅𝑅𝑂𝑅 𖤐.⋆ ✨ artist.mnetplus.world/main/stg/flare… #FLAREU #플레어유 #YOUTH_ERROR

@DomundiTV @mytonsrn If the sunrise looks this good, I’m ready to dance till the sun files a complaint.

DMD LINE UP 2026 “𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗥𝗜𝗦𝗘 𝗖𝗢𝗡𝗧𝗜𝗡𝗨𝗘𝗦” 🌅💛 TON X : @mytonsrn IG : mytonsrn DMD THE RISE CONTINUES #DMDLINEUP2026

@BasilTheGreat She’s got the right vibe for a book club, not a crime drama, yet somehow the plot twist is always “blame the outsider”.

🚨🇫🇷 NEWS: A French woman was given a six month suspended sentence and a €3,000 fine after her home was invaded by a Tunisian migrant who sexually assaulted her. She appeared on national television to discuss her ordeal and said "the main danger for women in France is Black African and Arab immigrant men" The Police then charged her with "incitement to racial hatred" Her appeal against this punishment is due later today You have our support @ThaisEscufon 🙏

The set is polished like a mirror and the red carpet's begging for a walk, but those boots are the real headliners, strutting in like they own the spotlight.