CptGarySparrow

@TeleFootball @JPercyTelegraph And all whilst using 90% of revenue on player wages. Warms the heart.

Aston Villa are defying the odds in their pursuit of Champions League football 🚫 No penalties awarded 😠 Most fouled team in the Premier League 📈 Most points gained from losing positions @JPercyTelegraph examines how Unai Emery’s side are keeping their European dream alive ⬇️ telegraph.co.uk/football/2026/…

@TheAthleticFC Yeah, with a style that should be outlawed. Twice he stopped in his run up (in fact, he even went backwards) and still it's allowed to stand? Another shit modern football thing.

✅ Tottenham Hotspur, November 2018 ✅ Bournemouth, February 2019 ✅ Burnley, August 2019 ✅ Southampton, October 2019 ✅ Southampton, January 2020 ✅ Everton, July 2020 ✅ Southampton, January 2022 ✅ Fulham, September, 2024 ✅ Ipswich Town, January 2025 ✅ Ipswich Town, January 2025 ✅ Nottingham Forest, December 2025 ✅ Manchester United, February 2026 ✅ Sunderland, February 2026 ✅ Burnley, March 2026 Raul Jimenez’s successful penalty against Burnley extends his perfect spot-kick record in the Premier League. No player has scored more penalties without missing than the Mexico international.

@AndyMitten If Bournemouth don't score, my suspicion is they bring it back for the penalty. They didn't want to award us a 2nd pen AND chalk off a goal for the home side, so they bottled it. Same ref who disallowed Martinez's goal v Burnley too. Four points he owes us now.

AFCB 2 MUFC 2. Cracking game for a neutral. Of which few of you are. Thought it was a pen on Amad before Bournemouth went up the other end and got a pen.

@FabrizioRomano The ref. Same cheating bastard who robbed us of Martinez's goal at Burnley.

Man United and Bournemouth share points! 🍒 Who’s been your Man of the Match?

@utdreport If Bournemouth don't go up the other end and score, VAR gives that penalty. All day long. They didn't want to award United a second pen AND rule out a goal, so they bottled it.

Bruno Fernandes: “I know it's difficult for the referee to give two penalties to the same team, but I don't understand why VAR doesn't do anything.”

@utdreport 2-1 Bournemouth

What are your score predictions?

@footballontnt @lynseyhipgrave1 @tntsports @discoveryplusUK Not a very high bar, John.

"Jadon's best performance in a Villa shirt, he was Man of the Match by a mile tonight" John McGinn reviews his goal against Lille, and praises Jadon Sancho 👏 🎙@lynseyhipgrave1 | 📺 @tntsports & @discoveryplusUK

@utdreport @JacobsBen Grifters need to shit or get off the toilet.

Barcelona have asked #mufc whether they can loan Marcus Rashford for a second season [@JacobsBen]

@footballontnt USA goals don't count. I've got 900 goals down the park, basically the same accolade.

LIONEL MESSI. 900 CAREER GOALS 🐐

@FabrizioRomano Was it his talent slipping away from him?

🚨⚠️ Arne Slot: “Mo Salah asked for a substitution. He felt something… so let's see where he is for the weekend”.

@TheAthleticFC Why does Pep look like he was just off out for a meal at a casual little Italian restaurant?

In Pep Guardiola's 10 seasons at Manchester City, his side have been Champions League favourites five times and second-favourites twice. And yet they have 'only' won the competition once. In four of the past five seasons they have gone out to Real Madrid, but there have also been eliminations against Monaco, Lyon, Tottenham Hotspur and Liverpool. So for all his domestic dominance, should Guardiola have done better in Europe? 📝 @Zonal_Marking nytimes.com/athletic/71270…

@TheAthleticFC It can, and will, be erased. All those ecstatic celebrations were for nought. The history books will record the Morocco win, in black and white, and that's all that will remembered in years to come.

CAF’s decision to award the AFCON title to Morocco cannot retract the ecstatic tidal wave that washed over Senegal when they won the final. The hypnotic vibration of vuvuzelas cannot be shoved back into their horns, the djembes cannot be unbeaten. Senegal’s victory cannot be erased. @tamerra_nikol, who was at the celebrations in Dakar in January, reflects on what it meant for the country. 🔗 nytimes.com/athletic/71278…

@footballontnt All of this dramatic hands-on-heads business is so over the top. Just get on with it and do your jobs, you've hardly witnessed the parting of the Red Sea ferchrissakes.

Eze's teammates (and manager) couldn't believe his first ever Champions League goal 😱🚀

@AlternativeMUFC "High five your own fucking face" 🤣

@AlternativeMUFC I'm in stitches already!

Villa Comms (ft Fester) 6pm. Be there.

@Casemiro @ManUtd ONE MORE YEAR!

Proud of this team, proud of our fans !! Come on @ManUtd !! 💪🏽

@AlternativeMUFC "Big Ben strikes again, and I've got no right to take my place in the human race" 🤣

Big win = Big comms. It's as simple as that.

@FPL_Dynamo @ManUtd Not with that bloody manager, we're not.

@ManUtd We’re winning the LEAGUE

Jumping for joy in front of the Stretford End 😍

@ManUtd Cunha absolutely loves it, doesn't he?

@utdreport Wow, we must be comfortable.

Ugarte coming on