Stuart Foran
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Chuck Norris has died. Heaven and hell are negotiating a ceasefire.
Chuck Norris has died. Death is now in witness protection.
Chuck Norris has died. Even his obituary is scared to post.
Chuck Norris has died. The Grim Reaper is missing, presumed terrified.
Chuck Norris has died. The afterlife is in lockdown.
RIP Chuck Norris 🕊

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@Utdbeni @rickswat0 What the fuck would you know? Are you a talent scout?
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@Lea_EFC I hate to say it because I can't stand them, but I agree about Arsenal above Chelsea. In spite of the CL's for Chelsea
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@Lea_EFC 10 years ago maybe. With Ineos pleading poverty while they lay off most of the non-playing staff, I dunno if that's true anymore
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Salah has 10 goals and 9 assists this season.
After a decade of absolute brilliance for Roma and Liverpool, he's having a bad season.
BUT, 19 goal contributions still beats 13 from Cunha, 13 from Mbeumo, 5 from Diallo AND 11 from Sesko.
So, how about sit down and shut up.
Mark Goldbridge@markgoldbridge
The Decline of Salah continues
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@Cantona_Collars Didn't the king get sent off stamping on Jon moncure in that game
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@MickyBtoon What you going to say to us United fans next season. Currently we are both out of Europe. But United are 3rd and Newcastle are 9th in the Premier league.
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