Mark Hughes

Oh shit he's in GTA V now

@L0NELYINCHICAGO I couldn't fit one anywhere in my home if I got one

uk oomfs/non oomfs, do you have an air conditioning unit? just checking smth

@DynamicDodrio @GigiGiraffeVT Are you seriously telling me that these aren't Austrian?

@GigiGiraffeVT Just wait until they hear of God's greatest gift to Britannia

Today I learned that Battenberg cake is a British thing and they don’t really exist outside of the uk Everyone else is missing out man

@GigiGiraffeVT I thought they were German

@kennethnym Well then they're right, you haven't taxed your vehicle

i don’t even have a car mate 👍

@geoffdoesstuff Haven't come across that one but i'll be sure to slam him into the barrier if I do

@109mph How is RandomCitizen2112 doing?

While BowieKnife99 is getting all the attention, NeatDoor7837 is going under the radar with some dirty moves

@Lea_EFC Would be a good deall for Everton, tbf

Aaron Wan-Bissaka to Everton for £10m?🤔 Thoughts 💭

@Lea_EFC I think it'd be funnier if they get punished. Then again, City getting away with it would be a massive injustice to Everton which would also be funny, so im on the fence

@109mph I hope they do. Imagine the tears 😭

I’m worried for Manchester City 🔵😬 Pep Guardiola leaving his job 12-months early is a massive red flag imo 🚩 Looks like Pep jumped ship before the Premier League attempt to sink it ⛴️ Thoughts 💭

@Airaxora Depression

What's the fastest way you've ever lost weight?

@Textilismusic BowieKnife99 is getting cleverer

"Unexpectidly???"

@JasonrShuman Yeah but they're all still saying that

People said the cyber truck was ugly when it first came out too…

@Adiofreak What demographic buys electric vehicle vehicles

I don’t want to say there’s a certain demographic that buys EV vehicles but people who can afford Ferraris are definitely not thinking about the cost of gas. Another slap in the upper lip to EV owners. Even the wealthy have some self respect apparently.

@hes_t1tan Need another 20 just to be sure

Can't believe HUGHIE had 20 rounds before realizing he's been f*cking a Shapeshifter the whole time 🤯🤯

@KuzunoHakoVT You don't have to beat him, you have to survive him

tempted to buy Forza 6 to see if I can beat this bowieknife99 guy ...i have never played a racing game before in my life

@wesstreeting @lucianaberger @thetimes Is it my last chance to tell you that this is the worst policy you've endorsed since the last policy you've endorsed

Last chance to back social media ban for the under-16s. Brilliant piece by @lucianaberger in @thetimes. Big Tech following the same playbook as Big Tobacco: design an addictive product, get ‘em while they’re young, addict them for life. thetimes.com/article/04c742…

@wesstreeting @LabourList Shit like this is why nobody likes you

Big Tech is behaving like Big Tobacco. Labour must seize the moment and ban social media for under 16s - as many Labour MPs have argued for some time… ✍🏻 for @LabourList labourlist.org/2026/05/labour…

@Patrick55633146 @Skint_Eastwood1 @hazl11_michael What's it like to be hard as fuck?

@Patrick55633146 @Skint_Eastwood1 @hazl11_michael Hard. It means hard.

British Police 2026: Woman Pulled Over on Way to Hospital Appointment for “Inappropriate Use of Horn” 🤦‍♂️ This is what British policing has come to. A driver is pulled over on her way to a hospital appointment. A pedestrian steps out from a junction without looking. The driver beeps her horn to avoid an accident. The police then stop her and confirm she is being reported for court over “inappropriate use of horn.” Driver: “You’re taking me to court because I came in from a junction and a male was crossing the road, didn’t look and I beeped… is that correct?” Officer: “Yes.” The officer then reads her the caution before stating: “You’ve been reported for the consideration of prosecution for inappropriate use of horn.” This isn’t a joke. While violent crime, knife attacks, grooming gangs, thefts, and burglaries continue to plague communities across the country, officers are spending time and resources pursuing a woman for sounding her horn at a careless pedestrian. When everyday road users trying to drive safely are being dragged toward court for basic defensive actions, but far more serious offences often go under-policed, the public loses confidence in law enforcement. We need police focused on actual crime, not this.