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To be truly fluent in English,
you must know your shits
Part 2
Dogshit: Very poor quality
Bullshit: Not true
Horseshit: Nonsense
Apeshit: Rambunctious
Batshit: Insane
Chickenshit: Cowardly
Ratshit: Poor quality
No shit: Obviously
Holy shit: Unbelievable
Hot shit: Very good
Dipshit: Total dumbass
Tuff shit: Take it or leave it
Jack shit: Nothing
The shit: Perfection
Deep shit: Big trouble
Shitfaced: Drunk
Shitstorm: Chaos
Piece of shit: Lousy person/thing
Full of shit: Lying
Shit-ton: Huge amount
Shithead: Jerk
Shithole: Terrible place
Brick shithouse: Curvy/voluptuous
No shit, Sherlock: Sarcastic obvious
Don’t give a shit: Don’t care
Shit happens: Oh well
I shit you not: Truth
Shit stirrer: Drama starter
The shits: Diarrhea
Good shit: Excellent
Crock of shit: Nonsense
Shit sandwich: Bad situation
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today I present to you the first amendment of pegging.
article I - pegging freedom clause:
congress shall make no law prohibiting the free exercise of pegging by any woman upon any man. every man, upon being selected, must yield, bend over, and allow the act to proceed without resistance, complaint, or legal recourse. the pegging shall not be infringed. lube shall be provided if requested, but enthusiasm is strongly encouraged. moaning is optional but appreciated.
article II - enforcement:
refusal by any man shall be treated as a misdemeanor punishable by public shaming, mandatory re-education via instructional videos, and repeated sessions until compliance is achieved. "I identify as a top" is not a valid defense in any court.
article III - equality clause:
this applies universally: straight, gay, bi, curious, married, single. no man is exempt based on age, status, or how "alpha" he claims to be. the bigger the ego, the deeper the obligation.
article IV - additional rights:
women shall have the right to choose size, speed, and duration. men retain the right to tap out only via pre-approved safe word, which cannot be "please no" or any variation thereof.
thus it is written. thus it shall be enforced.
bend over for liberty. 🖤
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@0x_olivia_0x @Dorthi226 Now they stay in a shed playing games of war with drones.
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@brockpierson Definitely one of the best ones ! Was completely addicted to this!
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@0x_olivia_0x @koreanlover1093 24/7 commitment - yes
24/7 I Am The Dom you are the sub - no
There will be times where there will just be two humans commited to each othe, but just trying to be humans and not really paying attention to the Ds part of the relationship, most of the times because life intervenes.
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@koreanlover1093 level 4 is 24/7. the consistency is the point. but realistically speaking, in a real relationship that goes beyond D/s, 24/7 is never literal. life happens.
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levels in an FLR that nobody actually explains:
lvl 1: she leads, he follows. you're probably already here and just calling it "partnership."
lvl 2: she sets the direction. he stops asking permission and just supports it.
lvl 3: structure is real now. expectations are clear. this isn't just when it's convenient or fun anymore.
lvl 4: full commitment. roles are non-negotiable. consistency stops being a goal and becomes the baseline.
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@0x_olivia_0x Honestly it really makes me happy to see there's people who can always take it a bit further and own it, be themselves and be happy about it. You have a really sexy mind ! Love it Miss Olivia
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@0x_olivia_0x Now that answer is something a crazy man like me finds 🔥🔥🔥🥵🥵🥵😍😍😍😍🤩🤩🤩🤩
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