@MediumSizeMeech Yeah I’m an only child who lost both of my parents before I hit 30. I never take corporate emails about these holidays as a personal attack because I’m not insane
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Chelsea Rosé
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Chelsea Rosé
@ThatChikChelsea
She/her. Always wishing for you to have the day you deserve.
Michigan, USA Присоединился Ocak 2011
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@StopTweetingMia They’re all bots. To farm engagement. Thats why every single post asks the dumbest, most obvious and easy to answer question about the movie (or whatever subject matter) so it’ll get a response/get reposted
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She breaks a wine bottle and tries to bash her own face in while screaming "IT'S GOT ME!!!"
Are you guys watching the movie with your eyes closed?
Daemon@emeyorX
I keep thinking about the part in #Obsession where Nikki asks Bear to k!ll her, If she truly wants to die, why can’t she do it herself, or is the entity preventing her?
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“Zero drama” with George W and Clinton in this photo is a wild statement but MAN does that speak to how far we’ve fallen
Jon Cooper 🇺🇸@joncoopertweets
Imagine Trump ever being invited to join a photo like this — not in a million years. Four presidents. Zero drama. Just smiles, respect, and a shared love of country. 🇺🇸
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@sapphyreblayze Also no one in the photo is raising their hand 😂
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Thrilled to announce the seemingly impossible!!
I just went to a medical appointment in the United States where I was not asked to pay unexpected fees, I was not kept waiting, the doctor believed me, the doctor treated my issue right then and there, and the issue is now SOLVED.
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low-fat, Atkins, olestra, heroin chic, fat farms, people who ate nothing but salads
Candace D.@DiaryofaSickGrl
One of my favorite parts about the 90s is we just ate whatever food we wanted. Food was food. No one argued about what food was bad and what food was healthy. We just minded our business in general. At least that’s how I remember it
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“dresses shouldn’t have pockets millennial women suck for wanting that” y’all really getting to the bottom of your list of things to act upset about huh?
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you guys are killing yourselves slowly by deciding you’re already dead!
HankHeIl@HankHeil
Elder Millennial weddings be like "come celebrate the start of their life together". You're both 38, it's not starting, it's already over.
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between showings at our current place and our upcoming move, the cat will be spending a lot of time at her grandparents, so i decided she needed an overnight bag for her things
anna (In Play, Out(s))@rockmeannadeus
planning a very stupid sewing project for tonight
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@kalanibrown21 Like???? I thought that was the whole point???? To lead to some epic battle where a teen is the key to taking down that psychopath…it would’ve been so fun
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The full plate of pierogies I’m about to demolish
𝓽𝓭𝓭𝔂 🐾@popup_tddy
Marijuana is a gateway to...
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It’s because those bitches are plotttinnnggg
The Golden Age@thegoldenaged
Something about Orcas watching you is deeply unsettling.
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…not in Michigan 😂
tomi ❤︎@tomixoxoxo
you guys, weed is expensive lol it’s a very expensive habit
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And guess what? The streaming version DOESNT HAVE THIS.
Buy physical media, yall
luca@waynesfury
no matter how many times i rewatch, the aspect ratio change still hits
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I know in my heart this look accidentally slips out when my employees ask me those dumb ass questions
Winter@LeftyWinter
If "are you fucking kidding me" was a person.
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