GrumpyTurtle

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@gregalor @mudron I think I watched someone do a lets play of that at some point. It seemed like a pretty decent puzzle game from what I recall

If I had known that even just a few helicopter shots had been shot in Pittsburgh, or even just that the movie wasn’t the dopey romantic comedy that the trailers made it out to be, I woulda seen it in theaters rather than waiting until just a few years ago to finally watch it.

This is the saddest dum dum I've ever done seen.

@mudron You can see them figuring out the story as they were going in one of the making of docs, they had no idea what they wanted the plot to be. They were just winging it. Which is fine when you're writing it, but they were already making it and had no idea where the story should go.

Man, Frozen 2 - one of the most obvious examples of a half-baked sequel rushed to theaters to meet marketing/licensing requirements that I've ever seen (which is funny seeing as there was a comfy six year gap between the original and sequel).

Apparently it’s #PortfolioDay . I draw like this.

Oh hey, I draw stuff, too! billmudron.com mudron.bigcartel.com #PortfolioDay

@mudron But without banana runts, how will people smugly tell you what bananas actually used to taste like back in the old days?

An alternate version of Back to the Future II where Biff steals the Delorean to keep banana Runts from being invented and when Biff returns to 2015 Doc is all “Actually, that was a smart and responsible use of the time machine”

@lelandradburn BTW, there's a toy store across the river in Vancouver, I've only been there once, but they seemed to have a decent selection of Star Wars stuff toyboxheroz.com

@lelandradburn Good luck finding anyone willing to sell land in Portland so someone else can build a gas station

@lelandradburn When I worked on that side of town and had to gas up the work truck it always sucked ass.

@lelandradburn I don't recall, I'll make a note of it next time I go there, but I feel like I only ever see those at Target

@lelandradburn It varies store by store. One by us is super lame, but the other slightly farther away is pretty good

After all the crazy shit Dan Rykert has said on the Fire Escape podcast, the craziest shit might be Mary and Mike saying Jim Carrey's Grinch is a good and funny movie

@mudron FYI, streaming Xbox to a tablet works shockingly well if you wanna play games on that system while your setup is dismantled

I was actually pretty fine with letting my Twitter account stay locked forever, but my basement apartment/office got water damaged a few days ago and so I’ll need something to keep me entertained while my TV/gaming setup is disassembled for the next few weeks, so here I am!

So my account got locked two weeks ago after I told Musk to eat my fecal chili - I deleted that tweet this morning and got my account unlocked, and of course this was the first thing to pop up on my Twitter dash:

@mikeyturvey Vicroians are well known for their LED Christmas lights.

It's amazing how many Pikachus you collect when your kid buys just a couple Pokémon sets

Next up, Twitter is going to bring back web rings

The nice thing about using an old out of date Twitter app is I never see any of the stupid stuff this stupid site keeps changing

@jonphilmitch @mudron Go check out his Instagram

@mudron you alright bud?

I feel lile this idiot bought Twitter thinking all the people that were mean to him were bots, and now that he found out those were all the real people he's throwing a little tantrum and hurling his new toy against the wall.