TimBabbComedian
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TimBabbComedian
@TimBabbComedian
Sexy little goblin man!
Bay Area, CA Присоединился Ocak 2009
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The @DOGE team just discovered that FEMA sent $59M LAST WEEK to luxury hotels in New York City to house illegal migrants.
Sending this money violated the law and is in gross insubordination to the President’s executive order.
That money is meant for American disaster relief and instead is being spent on high end hotels for illegals!
A clawback demand will be made today to recoup those funds.
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If you’re a fan of my smut podcast, you can find it on BlueSky from now on…
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Hey y’all! You may have noticed we haven’t posted much here in a while. It…smells a little musk-y in here. But we’re gonna start posting on BlueSky. Hope all 12 of you who listen will join us. #NeverTrustElonMusk bsky.app/profile/tancas…
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If you don’t want to quit Facebook/Instagram/Twitter, but want to make sure Mark Suckerberg and Moron Musk get less of your money, this video is quite helpful.
tiktok.com/t/ZP8Ff7Erb/
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I’m not “leaving” Threads, Facebook, Instagram, or even the toilet bowl formerly known as Twitter…but I will be spending less time in these places and headed over to Bluesky. (TimBabb)
bsky.app/profile/timbab…
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Uh…reclaim my feed from who, @X, from WHO?
This ad basically says, “We’ve made things worse. Pay us money to bring it back to a level of crap it was before we screwed it up”
No thanks. Just here to watch you circle the drain.
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@theflophousepod I can’t believe @ElliottKalan ended with “procreate” when “Oh, what a tangled web we weave, when first we practice to CONCEIVE” was sitting right there.
#AttemptingToPunchUpJokesMadeByFarSuperiorWriter
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Return of The Jedi
Last Jedi
Force Awakens
Empire Strikes Back
A New Hope
Rise Of Skywalker
Rogue One
Solo
Phantom Menace
Revenge of the Sith
Attack of the Clones
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Matt Ferguson@Cakes_Comics
Let’s rank Star Wars movies! From most favourite to least favourite (I love em all in one way or another) Return Of The Jedi A New Hope Last Jedi Empire Strikes Back Rogue One Force Awakens Solo Phantom Menace Revenge Of The Sith Rise Of Skywalker Attack Of The Clones
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Well, @ediblearraangem, you never delivered my wife’s arrangement, you never called to apologize or even try to make it right, and you’ve completely missed her birthday. I will not be using you again.
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Hey @ediblearraangem, ANSWER YOUR DAMN PHONE!!!! Your still “crafting” my wife’s birthday order, but her workday will be over soon.
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Hoping off line for the day until I can watch the new Doctor Who special tonight. #IDontWantToGo
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If your review for The Marvels contains the word “woke,” please stfu forever about movies…and probably most other things.
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My youngest had a fundraiser for his school at Panda Express tonight. And my oldest has an ongoing fundraiser at *his* school where you buy e-gift cards for various businesses…
So I bought an e-gift card for Panda Express and used it tonight. Double dip, baby!!!
#MadDadSkillz
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@RealEmirHan Just about every Batman seemed miscast until we saw them…Keaton, Affleck, Pattinson
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@GonzotheGreat Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy! I love garlic bread. Don’t you?!
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@StephenAtHome @StrikeForceFive @jimmykimmel @sethmeyers @iamjohnoliver This was not only my favorite episode of Strike Force Five [thunder clap] so far, this may be one of the top 10 podcast episodes of all time.
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On today’s episode of @StrikeForceFive we play the Newlywed Game with our wives, and it goes wonderfully off the rails.
Listen here: spotify.link/RJm1P14i7Cb #StrikeForceFive
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@scarlettashley1 Is this one of those “thirst traps” the kids are always talking about?
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@XfinitySupport Apologies. It appears the service is working even though the Xfinity website says it isn’t. As long as I can use my internet, I don’t care if the website is inaccurate 🤷🏽♂️
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What is the problem, @XfinitySupport?!
I would like more details than this. What is the ETA on a fix? You realize some of us work from home, right?
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