Treecko

@Sir_Aaron Look at this dumbass. He's dead because he's a dumbass. dumbass

@Croconaw I'm not dead, I'm just awesome.

Guess who's fuckin' back

.... >_>

Training to be a top class ninja. They make me wear some stupid neck wrap or something it looks stupid as hell.

HOW RUDE! SOME CALLED ME A NASTY LIZARD NOW I'M MAD GRRRRR

@S_Typhlosion Of course not where would you get that silly idea

@omg_pichu everyone likes to make fun of my funny looking head and they think I fart out of it so TAKE THAT JERKS

fartfaces

@omg_pichu ME

@omg_pichu don't you know bananas are bad for you

@omg_pichu omg why you so fat

@ShinyAlakazam So what powers do you have if you can't see the future?

@omg_pichu ....fack you proofed me

@omg_pichu Oh yeah? PROOF IT

@omg_pichu what is this i don't understand this I HAVE WITNESSES

@ShinyAlakazam You're a psychic right? If so, can you see the future?

@omg_pichu I'm guessing you didn't get it? If so WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

So in order to make eggs with the cake you put in the eggs upside down with a helping amount of cake to side. Get it? If not swear words

um. swear words