Miguel
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Miguel
@UnMosco
Yo ya era pro en decepcionar a mis papás antes de que se pusiera de moda.
Присоединился Mayıs 2011
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I just fired my entire medical team.
Sold my sauna and HBOT.
Cleared my shelfs of all pills.
Let my blood boy go.
Brandon Luu, MD@BrandonLuuMD
Literally just having a delusional golden retriever mindset measurably changes outcomes and physiology. Sleep badly? Convince yourself you're well rested. Stressful day? Convince yourself it's fuel. Failed? Convince yourself it's useful data.
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@UnMosco @PequeeBonn Sí, sí, reconozco que está feo generalizar, aplicaos el cuento. Y todo el mundo se baña todos los días, que os creáis especiales por bañaros es surrealista… Y yo no le he robado el oro a nadie!😂😂🤣
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@gamb1t_lol @BDAKingKillua Well inspired and nemesis would be 2/3 and then probably busio
So then you have caliste(?) I would assume and then it leaves top.
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@2112Loja @PequeeBonn No deberías generalizar, no todos los mexicanos somos iguales, igual que los españoles; y por último, devolvednos nuestro oro, báñate sin sazón.
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@PequeeBonn Los mexicanos son tan hospitalarios que lo primero que te preguntan es: “Los españoles no os ducháis, a poco? Por eso oléis mal, como el resto de euopeos…. Devolvednos nuestro oro, ladrones, puercos, incultos, genocidas. Queréis ser latinos pero os falta sazón…” Y así.
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@Inspiredlol @LyonLATAM Only the First International of the year my GOAT. 🐐 we’re scaling boys.

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@DefNotJordi Que comentarios tan idiotas estoy leyendo 😂 Odoamme no solo sabe ser “weakside”. Ese era el meta las últimas seasons que jugó.
Siempre ha sido muy bueno también en carrys. Es más fue de los primeritos en jugar Rumble top en los últimos años. Tiene un game knowledge brutal.
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The way you torpedoed your own chances because of video game ranks is actually insane. She was literally laughing at your jokes and you decided to gatekeep League of Legends at a wedding. You're out here doing LP calculations while she's doing calculations on how fast she can leave. Congratulations on winning the battle for elo supremacy but losing the war for human companionship.
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Just met a cute girl at the wedding i'm at
like actually cute. genuinely attractive human being.
we're talking. vibes are good. she's laughing at my jokes. i'm being charming.
then gaming gets brought up, she says it
"i play league"
my ears PERKED up
i played it cool. i said "oh nice what rank are you"
she said "diamond 4"
and that's where a normal person would have said "wow that's really impressive" and gotten her number
but i am not a normal person
my brain immediately went into autopilot and i said "what's your peak LP"
she looked confused
i kept going
"do you duo? what's your solo only win rate.
what champions do you play. are you a one trick or do you actually play the game"
she said "i play lux support"
and i said "so you don't actually play league of legends"
the vibe was GONE
her friend pulled her away. she didn't look back.
i was standing there alone at a wedding holding a drink i wasn't even sipping doing MENTAL MATH on whether lux support can even maintain a 50% win rate in diamond without a duo
my friend walked over and said "bro she was into you what happened"
i said "she peaked d4 with lux support"
he said "so?"
SO???
i would rather DIE alone than let a lux support player think we're on the same level
she had a pretty face but a DISGUSTING opgg and i simply cannot overlook that
could've had her number
but she knows i'm higher elo
and honestly that's worth more
Study the Saskio way

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@frequentblue @Nymaera 1.- Faker
2.- Knight
3.- Chovy
Bdd and Vicla are fighting for 4th and 5th place
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Vicla is a top 5 mid in the world right now, how insane a sentence is that? #LCK
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Esta foto lo es todo y la vez nada porque no conozco a una sola persona que sepa quienes son los 2
hungrybox@LiquidHbox
yep, @camskattebo5 plays DK
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