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From Bollywood to Hollywood! Leaked video allegedly shows FBI Director Kash Patel hip-dancing to a “Tumhare Mere Dil” Bollywood track. Yet Donald Trump insists this hip-dancing, biryani-eating Raj Kumar from Bangalore is the greatest FBI Director America has ever produced. 🍿

🚨Breaking: Reliable reports indicate that the missing F‑15E weapons systems officer has been rescued alive from inside Iran. Jack Murphy, a former U.S. special forces soldier and national security journalist, confirms that the officer was evading capture on the ground when rescue teams arrived. The rescue site saw intense armed clashes. If confirmed, U.S. special forces conducted a combat operation inside Iran, located their pilot, and extracted him alive—marking one of the boldest rescue missions since the start of the war, and possibly in decades.

🚨MAJOR UPDATE: Military journalist Jack Murphy is reporting the second F-15E crew member — the weapons systems officer missing since yesterday — has been rescued. Not yet confirmed by wire services. Standing by for Pentagon or CENTCOM confirmation. If true: American Special Forces just pulled off one of the most extraordinary rescue operations in modern military history.

Trump, please talk. We are bored.