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The police have advised the current waiting time for people wanting to tell Richard Tice to fuck off is 12 hours!

@mrsmagpie80 @paulmoxey100 Not until someone calls him brother

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@mriordan__ This club really burst into life 12-13 years ago, was that about the time there was a massive influx of cash?

This does annoy me tho , “ look how far we’ve come “ it’s like paying for a first class ticket with your nans money and said you deserve this

@ChrisO_wiki @ElectionMapsUK @oddschecker Can’t nominate what you don’t have.

@ElectionMapsUK @oddschecker I mean, all Reform had to do was nominate a normal person as its candidate

Makerfield By-Election Betting Odds with 3 Weeks To Go | Implied Chance: LAB: 7/20 | 71% (+11) RFM: 10/3 | 22% (-8) RES: 14/1 | 6% (-4) GRN: 550/1 | 0% (-) Via @oddschecker, 28 May. Changes w/ 19 May.

@2piesonmyshirt @NewsForTransfer Gets all of them wrong, just does it for clicks

@NewsForTransfer Well, you got that one wrong then. Released.

It’s believed that Oliver Norburn has agreed to sign another 2 year contract at Notts County after helping the club reach promotion to the third tier. #notts #nottscounty

@LJ1862 @DadOfThree1988 @olivernorburn18 Thought Notts had an option to extend, so I’d assume he asked and the club agreed. Wish He good luck in his next chapter, more than made up for any indiscretion

@DadOfThree1988 @olivernorburn18 Sounds like he rejected us as opposed to us releasing him

Gutted for you @olivernorburn18 they've broke my boys heart doing this. He's gonna miss you pal. Thanks for amazing memories. 🖤🤍

@mgsevs @SkySports Both him and Adam Virgo seem to have an issue with Notts

Just watching the play off back finally. Co comms Sam Parkin, again, does he have an issue with #Notts or summat? Constantly bad mouthing the club, players etc. whilst constantly bigging up our opposition. Both Chesterfield and Salford 🤷 Talk about biased commentary @SkySports

@ncfcjoshw @paulmoxey100 @NewsForTransfer Did it used to be Agent Trev? Full of bullshit then too.

@paulmoxey100 @NewsForTransfer You're quite optimistic

Source: @NewsForTransfer Who is this source?

@paulmoxey100 @grezza2120 RM's been great this season, last season played mostly as a RB , not good when you're one footed. That said, he's gonna be 34, injury prone, maybe a player/coach (or academy) just to stay around the club, we just can't make the same mistakes as we did coming up from NL

@grezza2120 Yep, there’s some tough decisions to be made. Glad I haven’t got to make them.

As harsh as it sounds I wouldn’t be surprised if both Platt and McDonald are released. Before I’m jumped on, I’m not saying they should be but with Macari under contract and injured, I don’t think we can carry other injured players.

@benncfc46 Yep

This guys usually trustworthy right? Surprised we’ve gone back for him if so tbh #notts

@richyfoster Notts have a 1 year extension option on Norburn

New contracts for Noburn, McDonald and Tsaroulla please Notts. Plus get Luker signed. Not even dreaming about Iorpenda realistically, so thanks for a great season super Tom. You join the list next to Grealish, McGregor, Yates and Abbott for perfect loan signings 👌

@KLC_MFC @Venom_MFC We'll give you Mao Traore and £100k

@Venom_MFC All we’re asking for is £1m 😎

You won’t believe this. I’ve got a striker you can have for a few million and he scored 71 goals for you #Millwall

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@CharlieSlater15 Bet you would’ve love to commentate on that, lot less nail biting than the NL playoff

What a special, special day. Thought Notts were outstanding from the very first whistle 🖤🤍

@CBSSportsGolazo @T_Deeney @paramountplus How did that work out for you?

"We've beaten them twice before... I'm confident we can do the job." Salford City defender Luke Garbutt joins Nigel Reo-Coker and @T_Deeney from Wembley 🦁 Watch Notts County vs. Salford City in the League Two playoff final live on @paramountplus 📺

@NCT_Buses @Official_NCFC I’m at work till 4, can you put it back an hour?

Congratulations to @Official_NCFC on their promotion to League One! 🎉🎉 Celebrate their success at a Civic Reception taking place in the Old Market Square on Tuesday 26th May 2026, at 15:00. Our buses won’t be able to serve stops on King Street, Queen Street, Angel Row and Beastmarket Hill. The following lines are affected: Navy, Green, Lilac, Orange, Blue, Red, Sky Blue and Pathfinder 90. Full details about our stop alterations here: nctx.co.uk/service-updates

@A9Mac @Official_NCFC That support is immense

Notts County Promoted!!!! Good luck shifting them now!!!! #notts

@jcbaldry Is it going to be called the ‘Tice formula’ for paying less tax?

As a tax lawyer, let me tell you that this is a mad policy. Deeply unfair between taxpayers with no common sense basis. Pure bribery. Why should you pay less tax than your neighbour who's hours are contracted but you do regular 'overtime' ? Ridiculous.

@TobiasByfield @drdavidbull Maybe he’s still trying to climb up that rabbit hole

Why has @drdavidbull not Tweeted in 5 days? Why does he still have 'Chairman of Reform UK' in his bio? Obviously I hope he's OK, but it does lend credence to the idea that there is trouble at the top.

@SkyBetLeagueTwo @SalfordCityFC Only thing Robinson is lacking is….class!

A season to remember for Karl Robinson's @SalfordCityFC! 🦁 #EFLPlayOffs | #EveryMinuteMatters

@TurnipThingy @pourmeavino @SouthernWater Do you also bag it and hang it from a tree?

@pourmeavino @SouthernWater I’m on a meter and six months ago I started shitting in my back garden with my dogs. Saves money and developed an enhanced emotional bond with my dogs. They now wait for me in the mornings 👍

Southern water stop being a cunt, I certainly do not spend £80 a month on washing my codhole once a day, putting on a clothes wash once a week, only flush for shits and I certainly don’t drink your shit stained water so to me that makes you robbing bastards @SouthernWater