Thirty Days To X

Quick typo fix (that's updated for the web version): "Historically speaking, bonds underperform equities. Compared to the S&P 500, BLV has delivered abysmal results, with a 10-year total return of just 12.31%."

"Even blue-chip dividend stalwarts like The Coca-Cola Company (often touted for its “bond-like yield”) has a starting yield lower than BLV, about 2% lower in Coca-Cola’s case." daily-dividend.beehiiv.com/p/blv-4-71-yie…

April Fool's pizzas in US are real pizzas in Brazil

Walked by a homeless guy last night "Please, I haven't eaten in 3 days. Can you buy me dinner?" I could hear the pain in his voice. He wasn't asking for money to buy drugs or beer. He needed food. Plus we happened to be right in front of a pizza place. Went in and got him a small pizza. He thanked me. I was walking away when I turned back and noticed something crazy: He threw the pizza away, then started asking the next person for food. Gave them the same sob story. Furious, I ran back to him. What the hell man? That's when I recognized him. It was Papa John himself. Pulling off a genius sales hack. No wonder he's a billionaire.

If you fall for any cruel pranks today remember you’re in the company of St. Thomas Aquinas

Just as 19th century America had a wild west, 17th century Russia had a wild east.

Since Exxon was kicked out of the Dow Jones "Industrial" Average and replaced by Salesforce in August 2020, Exxon is up 325%. Salesforce is down 32%

Ah, another April fools day and I’ve made it through without being the victim of some malicious prank. What’s this? An oversized can of non brand name salted peanuts left on my desk? Methinks this is just the snack I needed! FUCK ITS FUCKING SNAKES NO! NO!!! JESUS CHRIST!!!!

@XDays Counterpoint: They should just do all ads like your pitch.

🇧🇷 BRAZIL 🇧🇷 The biggest country in Latin America by population, size, and sheer amount of things to do Yet most Westerners skip it Why?! → Portuguese — everyone else in LatAm speaks Spanish → It's massive — people don't even know where to start → The crime headlines scare everyone off before they even research → No easy, quick flights from the USA like Mexico or Colombia → Visa process used to be a nightmare (it's gotten better) → Dollar goes further in Colombia, Argentina, etc. — so the "cheap living" crowd skips it → Most Americans can't name a city besides Rio and São Paulo → No digital nomad hype machine pushing it on Twitter Meanwhile Brazil has: → World-class beaches that make Tulum look mid → Nature that makes Costa Rica blush → Cities with real infrastructure → People who are genuinely warm (not just polite) → A culture that's impossible not to fall in love with Brazil's biggest problem is that gringos are too lazy to learn Portuguese That's it, that's the whole thread

By a vote of 116 to 14, President José María Balcázar was impeached by the Peruvian Congress after his name appeared in newly released Epstein files discussing child marriage. ​His successor will be the fifth president since the last election and the tenth in the last decade.

The accounts that showcase their AI advertisements are so funny: [Optimus Prime shooting Jason Voorhees with a gun from Halo] "Coca-Cola. It's good." Twitter caption is then something about traditional ad agencies and filmmaking being dead.

As an income investment, J.Jill only began paying dividends last year. However, the company announced a 12.5% dividend increase yesterday. daily-dividend.beehiiv.com/p/here-s-what-…

Every two sentences of this is a golden era Dril tweet

3 Stocks I'm Buying (April 2026) daily-dividend.beehiiv.com/p/3-stocks-i-m…

Right wing global warming. We’ve heard about the debt forever, nothing changes.

“This Special Dividend, along with the special dividends and annual dividend previously paid by the Company, brings the total cash returned to our stockholders to $4.00 per share in the current fiscal year.“ daily-dividend.beehiiv.com/p/here-s-what-…

"I read this book in 2023, and it prompted me to buy Colombian oil major Ecopetrol S.A. ($EC) when the stock was trading around $9 per share. Today, Ecopetrol is trading closer to $15 per share." Email exclusive. Goes out in ~30 minutes. daily-dividend.beehiiv.com/subscribe

When she finds out you have your entire net worth in oil and Latin American equities.