Maidenless Behavior

@sweet_radishes I'll wipe yours if you wipe mine🥴(jk pecs are still too flat for that 😮‍💨)

I need a gym buddy to wipe my underboob sweat

@mellifera_x3 Literally the same account, they're just rage baiting you, block/ignore and carry on, not worth the time and energy. Food looks dope. I love anything with cheese. Korean + German + Russian + Japanese sounds like a hell of a culinary combination 🤤

great, another one. literally google the fucking food, all pictures look like this. And this time its literally an attack on my ethnicity/nationality. Since when is racism trending again???

@KeinkyThoughts Ayo? I love squirt! 😋

@_HornedDoge im a quitter and a squirter (whered that come from)

i must admit that i have insurmountable retroactive jealousy

@factpostnews He's like that co-worker whose only frame of reference for autism is his cousin's high needs toddler.. a good portion of the world is run by neurodivergent folk. That famous eccentric scientist or mathematician you're thinking of? Probably autistic.

RFK Jr: Kids with autism will never hold a job. They'll never play baseball. They'll never write a poem. They'll never go out on a date.

@iam_biglad1 0.006%*

@iam_biglad1 Except billionaires don't live in $300,000 houses.. and if they're billionaires, that means their net worth, or total ownership of assets is in the billions. 60k is a mere .6% of 1B, and they probably make that in dividends. Highest property tax in the country is under 2% btw

Billionaires don’t have billions in cash sitting around to pay taxes. The wealthy hold stocks, estate and pay taxes only on income. Imagine your home is worth $300,000 and the government wants 20% tax or $60,000 because it’s paid off. If you don’t have the cash, you’re going to need to sell your home. And if everyone sells their assets to pay taxes, you’re looking at a major crash in prices.

@KeinkyThoughts That's what I'm saying??? Instead of just fluoride, they need to start putting antidepressants or shrooms or smth in the water supply 🙄 feels like half the world lost their sense of humanity sometimes..

@_HornedDoge it’s wild to see people bury their actual desire for love under layers of bitter misandry or misogyny. you can't manifest a healthy relationship while simultaneously convincing yourself that the gender youre attracted to isn't human. you're just trapping yourself in loneliness

Man, the people that be hating the most often end up being the ones who be yearning some of the most. Ya'll need therapy. Learn to set up safe boundaries and stop hating so much as a coping mechanism 😩

@Ayanarinashi Ayo, down days are important too! They give you time to regulate the ole nervous system~

Man, i did absolutely nothing productive today Im pissed 😔

I feel bad, my old boy is getting cataracts yet he walks so confidentially face first into cars, trash cans, bushes.. like bro I'm tryin'a guide you around this stuff but I need you to be a little more aware of your lack of literal foresight </3 do they sell doggy sight canes??

@KeinkyThoughts Also, esp in busy public areas, hand holding us a totally valid means of not losing someone!

@_HornedDoge thats me. i hate PDA but i genuinely wanna hold hands in public😅

@VTuberFeetFan @yomufuwamochi Wdym, you can go further. You can't even see the toes clearly in this pic.

@yomufuwamochi We have peaked

bunny butt 🐰

@yomufuwamochi Bunny for dinner?

the amount of weed required to make me okay with modern society is becoming economically unsustainable

Man, some of ya'll need to learn a lot of emotional intelligence real quick, and maybe take some drugs 🙄

@Roderic_Gale @AHSTROL Which are often labeled as "cool American" flavored from what I've seen

@AHSTROL No the closest thing to ranch we have is blue Doritos

The Europeans are here in California. I was laughing to myself cause why was one of them ranting about how good ranch is do yall not have ranch ????

@s_kydaires Not just a men thing I fear. It's an unfortunate human condition where a known evil is more comforting than an unknown loneliness.

Why are men so afraid to break up with their girlfriends when they’re unhappy??