OdogwuHimself

To live, to die....the only thing that matters is what happens in between.

@Em_zy_1 Mum

You can only save ONE. Be honest, who are you swimming toward?

@instablog9ja I wan believe say this thing na content cos which kind marriage be this

“I never wanted to be with him, I used to give him to my friends because he wasn’t my type” — Lady reveals how she ended up with her husband

@boy_director So long as there are things to buy and bills to pay, it'd never be enough.

How much money is really enough money?

@blihzzzz Cool

@Nccbella A babe and more

My salary is 300k and I gave my boyfriend 260k. What am I?

I have come to understand why men end up marrying their side chick.

@yabaleftonline In all of this Shalli said absolutely nada, nothing concern am pass him highness

“Shalli, no be 10 people touch that guy, na only me. I swear with my mama. If I dey lie, make Ogun carry my mama go anywhere wey Wizkid mama dey. Na only me, two slaps na im I give am.” — Burna Boy tells Shallipopi his side of the story.

@thebigdammy Witches needs gbola too, they shouldn't be left out

what if??

@dfwmenah Dem no get their own house.

Guys, which girl are you taking home to mom?

Nigerian adulthood is just: “Network is bad” “Light no dey” “Salary don finish” “Fuel don increase again” …yet somehow you still owe somebody

@Araoluwanimi01 Ibadan straight

2m salary but you have to live in one these places, where will you pick ? 1. Lagos 2. Abuja 3. Kano 4. Ibadan 5. Jos

@kenkenlewu Ebun when you the food go reach my side na 🤣🤣

Yesterday, I was sharing plates of food in my street. I met a woman and her two kids going to fetch water. I gave them three plates. She refused. I thought she was joking. She said, “They don’t need food. Monetize it for us.” I begged her to let the kids take it, after all, it’s Easter. She said no. “If they eat it, they’ll start craving what I can’t afford. I don’t want that.” I told her I didn’t have cash on me. She asked me to describe my house. This morning, she came. So I gave her ₦5,000. She looked at me and said, “Aunty, the food in that pack yesterday is worth more than ₦5,000 ooh.” Then she started calculating. “The malt alone is ₦1,200 × 3 = ₦3,600. Add rice and meat… that’s like ₦20,000.” She refused to collect the 5k. I told her to wait for me outside my gate. She has been waiting since. Walahi she will sleep there eh..

For Sale; Ford Ranger (2015) Manual Transmission Location: Ikeja Price: 15m

@osazenoo I ply these road regularly.......Almost 8 years in office and it's close to the end of his administration he starts doing this road, what's the play??

This is happening in Ogun State without noise. If it were Abia Rwanda, his PR bingos would have been shouting Otti for President.

April: Movie Recommendations 1. Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime) 2. Bob and Abishola (Series) 3. Mayor of Kingstown

@SavvyRinu @AdeyemiSijuwade I'm certain they were planted, cos even if the victims were "actually" present they'd be mournful not to talk of clapping for some nonsense.

@AdeyemiSijuwade Sycophants

VIDEO: You have no light at the airport, and I have to fly back within the next 10 minutes - Tinubu, Failure in chief, says to victims at Plateau airport.

@SavvyRinu People were still planted to clap in a place where victims should be consoled and mourned with. What a country....

@Tasha1644 This tweet is not for Nigerian Women

Can a woman stay in a relationship without asking for money?? 🙄

@Ewatomiby You don post Aisha reach here fa 🤣🤣

If you like go marry rubbish because sey you dey find church girl😂💔

That moment you transfer money and start staring at the receiver like: “Say thank you now… don’t be wicked.”