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Don’t forget to put out milk and cookies for Nick Chubb tonight

@sanandreafault Plz

Well it’s earthquake time bye bitches

@robtswthrayguns 🙃🥺

who wants a hug?

So if he wins, there’s zero voter fraud, right?

Just got off of a six hour plane ride?

‘PRINTERS’ need a new name because they don’t do that.

The City of Cleveland is currently mad at the owners of Cleveland Browns while the players of the Cleveland Browns are currently mad at the fans of the Cleveland Browns, who’s currently mad at the owners of the Cleveland Browns, who currently want out of the City of Cleveland…

parents please check your kids' halloween candy. just found hieronymus bosch’s garden of earthly delights inside of a peanut butter cup.

Walz's advisors: We need you to stop calling them "weird" Walz: I'm gonna call them dipshits

just fell to my knees

Wow, holy shit, yeah. Thank you.

@Lintendo_64 I wouldn’t know where to start

Did this with a raccoon the other night

these announcers were way too excited to call that yankees win. they can at least TRY to hide the bias. chumps.

David Fry x Creed @CleGuardians @PulseCleveland Oh, and big shoutout Big Christmas! #RallyTogether

Me liking every tweet about @CleGuardians

@Jenga1115 Eat it up. Go guards.

Ok. I get it. 2nd helping of crow

I’m so done with Fry. They should have kept manzardo in. Fry had a fluke month. That’s it

I guess the whole "shut up and play" thing doesn't apply to white christian nationalists...

@Jenga1115 Keep talkin shit, it seems to help

Best tasting crow ever

The champagne of beers. Thank you for having me, @colbertlateshow!