smart ass

Mark Carney spews so much bullshit his teeth are permanently brown.

@manofbird 🥲

This is the kind of organic moment that makes Montreal the greatest hockey city in the world.

The CEO of Toyota has never done a Nazi salute. Just saying.

Ban makeup next.

I was just starting to like Justin Trudeau..

Liberals are certainly a cult.

Look at the bright side, Canada. Our dictator wears fun socks!

I'll never eat at McDonald's again.

I bet Hunter Biden will be president some day.

We should teach the government how to make life affordable first. Maybe having some free healthcare for the richest country in the world would also help?

The media says Trump supporters are homophobic but if you've ever heard a bunch of them break out singing that Trump theme song in unison- you know there is nothing gayer than that in America.

AOC quoting UN law as an excuse to why the United States should allow illegal immigrants in the country but then seeing Democrats fund what the UN has declared a genocide.. super progressive party... *when it works in favor of their policies*

If Democrats can please keep their tears to a minimum we don't need more salt water. The sea levels are rising fast enough as it is.

I love how the news keeps praising voters with college degrees. Like my barista with a dozen face piercings makes great decisions.

@titocurtis I like the green party

Are you ever embarrassed by all the political parties?

Anyone else tired of following rules written up by the same people who are funding wars?

Gangs have higher moral values than the leaders of our countries. If gangs get out of line they kill other gang members. If countries act "out of line" they kill innocent civilians.

There's something ironic about a very bro state like Florida getting pummeled by some nerd hurricane named Milton.

Sometimes I don't want to live in a pivotal moment in world history. I just want to live in the era where people paid nearly nothing for gas and got a free dish set for doing so.

@BrentButt 😂

Deepest apologies to any of my supporters who have been cut in half.