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it is actually uncanny

@uwuhours !! mine are like small to medium and when i got professionally sized they were 28FF LOL people's perception of cup sizes are way off

bra fact of the day: D/DD cups are usually not “big”… most people just don’t have proper bra education

this was like the main toy i remember from my childhood

YouTube, please dump this garbage and give us back the old resolution selector menu

@caelennumber9 HAHA i have dated drummers before and i do genuinely love drummers but my favourite drummer is from kettering yes x

@acastersugar Is the drummer from Kettering by any chance?

this me

for the new people here. you've gotta understand that it's an annual tradition for phan twitter to hype itself up about an easter baking video that never ever arrives so having her actually return is wild

First post kinda scared ❤️‍🩹 #byler #yearnerfinalboss

@unoriginal_____ hahaha you should watch his show cold lasagne!! that's the show that has the routine about bean and he makes it very very clear to the audience that he's the butt of the joke lol. he reiterates like a billion times that his ex did nothing wrong

@acastersugar The Mr. Bean thing isn't a joke I'd she's happy with him good for her. But I don't dislike James. I like him on panel shows and I've seen clips of his stand up that I've enjoyed

Above all i'm baffled by the idea that anyone who hates james acaster would follow ME 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 What is here for u

they need to sh007 j*mmy c*rr out the back like a diseased race horse and replace him with greg davies 😒🙄

being the first person to watch a movie that’s on the watchlist of 20+ oomfs

This exact spot, coming out of Bank station, will have you spinning around tryna get the Google Maps compass alignment right

@andamxvie me

@acastersugar i have a thought that i will not share

i had a dream that snl uk did a skit about vampires and james acaster played a vampire which. Um . If that happened i. No i shan't say

@lyraaaapeach Wait love

@acastersugar this could be ur vibe

Hello twitter ! if you've never seen my glasses before (or if you have even) What shape of glasses do you think would best suit my face

@maika_anarchiya HEHE thank you It is a joke he's occasionally made himself but i will take full credit for it

@acastersugar acastersugar is genius omfg

9 things abt me ⭐️ 𖣠 age: 19 𖣠 gender: Girl ! 𖣠 sexuality: bisexual 𖣠 height: 5’10 😟 𖣠 eye colour: blue green 𖣠 fav food: dragibus or brownies or ice cream . Sugar 𖣠 fav game: pokemon/sims/minecraft/stardew 𖣠 fav show: taskmaster probably 𖣠 fav animal: tortoise 🐢

@fagmilton Im scary tall in real life im like a creepypasta

@acastersugar 5’10 is crazy why is almost everyone way taller than me

@siegfriedstasks It's the perfect blend of harmless trolling and linguistic absurdity.

“Stuart Laws is a masterclass in low-stakes mischief” “Stuart did what any person with a sense of humour would do” who needs reviewers for shows when you have insta user social_lion_ to praise your posting?