Mr.Storytime

I finished university with a second class upper mech engineering (didn't make first class because of lecturers wahala) I should have a master's degree.(Stopped halfway because of money issues). I can draw/paint (used that to make money at some point) 2016 I learned graphics design (self taught) 2017, I learned soap, perfume and air freshener making. 2018 I learned HTML and CSS (couldn't pay for the certification). 2018 I learned furniture design for 3 months (still not gotten any job till now) 2019 I learned mechanic (car repairs) for 6 months 2019 I learned to play the guitar 🎸 2020 I learned cybersecurity (couldn't pay for the certification) 2021 I learned MATLAB for programming (no job for months, stopped practicing). 2022 I learned to create NFTs (got cheated out of a job that was going to pay thousands of dollars because I'm Nigerian). 2023, I learned Comsol metaphysics for engineering simulations. I taught myself - Content creation - Social media management - Microsoft office suite - architectural design for houses - french on Duolingo - making picture frames I've sold zobo Sold watches Sold perfumes Sold art works Sold stories Sold music Sold ideas I did fiverr I did forex I did mmm I did crypto I did Uber I did politics I did private tutor I played ball (for money) I'm writing projects for students in final year I'm gambling (sporty) I'm sending cold emails I'm learning to use AI I'm writing business plans. All of these because I'm Nigerian and I just want to survive. But I'm 30+, i'm still a failure. I have a job that doesn't pay up to 200k per month, I'm seriously in debt, I cannot afford to buy a car, I cannot marry the girl I love, and tonight, the 9th day in a new month, I cannot afford to buy fuel in a generator that someone dashed me. I'M TIRED. NIGERIA!!!!!!! Tueh.

This country is a joke.

If you’re in the UK standing on tinubu’s mandate, may you be deported so you can stand well.

The whole noise about electricity has gone. Adjusters Republic

i think the final stage of being a man is understanding your father

I have both. If you're research oriented, Come for testing.

Honestly

@Derahobs How would you know this? you're not even a man yet you want us to believe you somehow know what "REAL" Men like?

Real men love them sággy

Pay that runs girl, guy you too like free things.

@Cristiano The real goat. Ewure tooto. Ewu

Lovely moments ♥️

@TrapfroAfrica 🙏🏽💪🏽💪🏽💪🏽💪🏽🥂

@as_oldas_time Kpansh Yung6ix x Mi abaga off the 6ix 0 clock album

WERE YOU THERE???? 2015 when MI dey phor for yung6ix #kpansh #yung6ix #chocolatecity #choccity

Stop skipping other people's posts. You're limiting your visibility and reach.

The worst mistake you’ll ever do is to underrate Chelsea FC, in a champions league night at Stamford Bridge.

@thebigdammy 83.8 billion...

who??

Na your Kele I go carry go. Finesse.

@nichan_078 This is why I pay for twitter.

Breast card>>>>>>>

@instablog9ja Na Glo the person use do this research. It's soooo slowww, E still dey process result from 2022

Man says Glo is the closest network to Starlink in Nigeria in terms of speed. Do you agree? 👀

@CFC_OBED That Chelsea team can't beat a team with a red card. They're too mentally lazy, the moment the advantage shifts to their side, they'll start to relax. My team can't go for the kill anymore. I don't recognize my club.

13th minute- Chelsea 1 : PSG 0 28 minute - Chelsea 2 : PSG 0 36th minute- PSG red card Half time 55 minutes- Chelsea 3 - PSG 0 70th minute- Chelsea 4 : PSG 0 85th minute- Chelsea 5 - pSG 0 90th minute- Chelsea 5 - PSG 1 Full time Chelsea 5 : PSG Aggregate : Chelsea 7 : PSG 6

@Juicepahpi Football or basketball?? Talk fast before I put the wrong one.

I just found out that balls are supposed to go in the p**sy too