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ANTI.EVERYTHING!

@ChinoUTD Well damn! 😂

🚨 Patrice Evra blasts Zlatan over his criticism of Cristiano Ronaldo: 🗣️ Patrice Evra: “Bro, I saw Sweden beat Tunisia 5-1 and the first thing I asked was: 'Where's Zlatan?' Was he at the game? No. Did he watch the game? No. Where was he? At a UFC event. (laughs) That's when I realized maybe I should stop taking football opinions from people who aren't even watching football. The funny thing is that whenever it's time to talk about Ronaldo, everybody suddenly becomes an expert. Everybody has something to say. Everybody has criticism ready. But before you spend all that energy criticizing Cristiano Ronaldo, at least do one thing first. Score a goal at the World Cup. Bro, you never did that.”

The way this girl was begging me to smash cause she’s about to leave my place The way this other one was begging me and asking me why I’m avoiding her The way this other one has been asking when we gonn see The way this other one was begging me on WhatsApp to EHP while sitted in my living room. Lol. 😂 please

i've never once seen a guy turn down sex. y'all are cheap af.

@babygirl_chii He wants to watch Smart boy

he’s 20 and no i couldn’t deny it because he knew what it is.😭 he didn’t say anything but he gave me one funny look and asked me when i usually have the time to use it.😂

@TalkswithAkwa Me wey dey make amala from scratch dry yam under sun Grind am to flour Then make amala Don’t play

Last year I ended a talking stage with a man because he cooked moimoi, we were on a video call this man picked beans, after selecting it, he washed it, blended it and made moimoi. Like brother how? I started talking to another one, two weeks ago he made Akara and custard. On Sunday he cooked banger stew and white rice. Like how naaahhh . I don’t like a man that knows how to cook at all.

@Beloved_Edy I say make I try something new 😭

@asapsanta0 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Pvssy eaters; do you suck or lick the clit ?

@Blac_nels Na that day our relationship start

@asapsanta0 😂😂😂

girl don vex for you because you no toast am before..

@stfukhaleeed Werey go sit down cook beat still use him own hand kill the beat 😂😂

Wizkid and burnaboy get luck say Tekno and Runtown leave music 😭 Tekno diss song to Mr eazi back then

@bigwiziii Which one acts feminine?

But why Asake no dey bag international shows like Rema ??

@n_makhubele Yes that’s why I help her wash it

You can’t wash your private area properly when bathing with your partner 🙌

Guys, I just ate ass for the first time 😩☺️

@254_roy38068 @KE_MrBlack @_kirobon Find one neat girl carry trabaye.

@KE_MrBlack @_kirobon I swear never eat that thing

Men who eat pussy, do you swallow the pussy juice when she starts creaming?🙂

@KE_MrBlack How can you eat without drinking water?

@funksbabyy Cause life rewards the worst people most

Karma has to be the fakest shit ever. Please tell me why my stepmom, who almost ruined my dad’s life is now working as a PA to a sitting governor??

@TheNathanWay Ehn wait make 30 push you na. You go see

I no say we dey cruise about how "to see wife now go hardd" but guy I don dey push 30 and I never see babe o😔

@shutupsamuel @carter6f Honestly

@asapsanta0 @carter6f Like if you want to narrate your own interpretation or summarize, do that shit. They do this all the time. Have stuff in quotes and it’s literally misrepresenting what the person said. Unreal

“There are times I’ll be dating a girl and completely forget My guys will remind me like… ‘What about that babe you told us about?’ Then I’ll use a reverse psychology and text her: ‘So you’re cheating on me? That’s why you stopped texting’ — Ruger

@shutupsamuel @carter6f Understanding English is one thing Knowing how to use punctuations is another. 😂

@carter6f Talking to is different from dating How do you have stuff in quotes but it’s still the wrong thing

I think I’m beginning to understand Dogs No be me go waste my time dey understand woman

@seyikanbai You’re not independent then Cause what happens on the day you can’t reach your boyfriend?

“I am an independent woman but my boyfriend pays for my food subscription. I don’t know anything about the electricity bills and generator maintenance” — Diana Eneje